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welcome to the internet

A phrase used in online forums, news pages, social networks, when someone sees some old-as-dirt thing on the internet for the first time and is very excited to share it with everyone else.
ZOMG! Check out this grape stomp video! This lady's stomping grapes and falls and hurts herself! It's freakin' hilarious!

Yeah, welcome to the internet.
by mrgreenjeans January 3, 2009
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The international michigun day

The international michigun day is the day where michigun, the triple spike master, and the legend died... It's a sad day for the geometry dash community, may he find peace in heaven... And always jump over the triple spikes ∆∆∆
Dasher: it's the international michigun day today 😔
Friend: why are you sad?
Dasher: because the geometry dash legend, michigun died today...
Friend: oh damn, that sucks :(
Dasher: it does... May he find peace in heaven...
by TheDash8282 March 30, 2021
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Break The Internet

Causing a large commotion on the world wide web with many social networks and news outlets discussing the same thing.
Break the internet- Causing a large commotion on the world wide web with many social networking sites and news outlets discussing the same thing.

Have you heard about that dress that everyone is saying looks either black and blue or gold and white?

Of course. Everyone's talking about it. It broke the internet
by prettyvibez April 29, 2015
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the internet is for porn

1. Song fron Broadway play Avenue Q

2. The internet's unofficial anthem

3. A fact that will never change
Internet is for porn is one of the best songs from the play

Grab you dick and double click for porn, porn PORN!

Everyone knows that the internet is for porn
by That guy......yeah that one January 19, 2007
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Alert the Internet

Synonym or modern version to "There's the phone, call someone who cares."
(loosely)

Master Shake: Thanks for ruining my lunch! Which is gone by the way...
Frylock: Have you looked in the fridge?
Master Shake: Oh Brainstorm! Alert the internet we got a genius over here
by Keshicus June 1, 2010
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Vagina of the Internet

Everybody craves the Vagina of the Internet, for affirmation of their (wo)manhood.
by someone who is here June 11, 2006
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the internet

The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004
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