Throwing a hotdog down the Grand Canyon

Like Throwing a hotdog down the hallway, but the vagina is much looser.

That prostitute had sex so much it was like throwing a hotdog down the grand canyon.

by agreensnowman August 17, 2014

The Grand Finale

The act of titty fucking a girl, then proceeding to rip her tits off mercilessly and shove them up her vag. Once her severed tits are in place, you proceed to fuck mercilessly. This serves as fucking the tits and vag simataniously.

"Yo i heard Caron had to go to the emergency room after your party last friday.."
"Yep, gave her The Grand Finale, and the bitch couldn't handle it"

by Goldy5 June 17, 2008

the grand canyon

A really really fucking good ass that makes you so fucking hard you could cut diamonds with your raging hard on.

Daaaaaamn look at the grand canyon! Aspyn is lookin hella good

by john balla March 11, 2015

The Grand Highblood

Some hot clown dad I guess

The Grand Highblood is like, a cult leader

by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022

Rick Astley the Grand

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down.

"Never gonna run around and desert you."
Never gonna make you cry ,never gonna say goodbye.
Never gonna lie around and hurt you
-Rick Astley the Grand

by Cycosist March 8, 2021

The Grand Piano

When you are absolutely railing a girl from behind like an animal and she is standing up but bent over in half with her fingers playing her toes like they are piano keys.

Ideally she has painted black/white toes for effect (depending on skin color)

"So the other day I folded this girl like a slice of NY pizza and told her to play the Grand Piano like she is getting paid for it in the middle of the Minneapolis airport."

"She said she never took music class but she not only played the Grand Piano she also moaned to the tune like a tijuana hooker"

"I was in church and this GILF asked me if I liked The Grand Piano, I instantly got turned on until I realized she meant the one on stage"

by smurfology 08-09 October 5, 2011

the grand junction

When you experience something that is Uninvited and unannounced at the same time.

I had a quick stop at the grand junction yesterday when my ex showed up at my private residence, uninvited and unannounced, inappropriately begging me for a second chance again (all while she has a new girlfriend, preferably).

by Shegoingthruit May 23, 2018