Often abbreviated as SBTG, a deathcore band from Sacramento, CA. Their lineup consists of four members. Sonny is their vocalist/rhythm guitarist, Myles is the drummer, Ryan is the lead guitarist, and Brandon is the bassist. This band started in August of 2008. Their music consists of fast-paced guitar riffs and heavy-hitting drums. They are a very talented, young band. All of the members are current high school students.
Nico: Dude, did you go to SBTG's show last night?
Jacob: No, I couldn't make it because my dad had to do something with a Japanese Walrus.
OMG! Stand Behind the Giant is so fuckin' hot, I get so wet when I think about Sonny.
Jacob: No, I couldn't make it because my dad had to do something with a Japanese Walrus.
OMG! Stand Behind the Giant is so fuckin' hot, I get so wet when I think about Sonny.
by Sonny the Stuntman December 18, 2008
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"In the early times before before the time of man Vishgula created the heavens and 27 earth like planets. he then created his first intelligent species, the cabbage. for the longest time cabbages were the dominate species of earth until Vishgula created other species of vegetables such as carrots and tomatoes(Yes, tomatoes are vegetables you idiots). for nearly a century their was peace until a radish of the name of Natas challenged Vishgula for supreme rule of the cosmos. this sparked a great civil war between vegetables many battles were fought and planets utterly destroyed in this great war later referred as the vitian war. to put an end to this conflict Vishgula created his personal badass, Chuck Norris the first man. After the creation of Chuck Norris the war slowly began to come to an end Chuck Norris was able to drink all the water of the world slowly withering all the vegetables to death, and when it did Natas was sentenced to his own realm to be trapped forever. and all the other vegetables were to lose all their intelligent thought making them the food of lesser species. although in recent years Natas was able to escape the vegetable like hell and take the form of a human, Hilary Clinton, if she is to become president then the entire world will be damned for eternity in a new age of vegetableness.
The sprout of mankind started after the war because Vishgula was very proud of his creation Chuck Norris. soon Vishgula started to create man, but fearing an uprising he made them much weaker than the first of our kind. and for many years there were only men on the earth realizing the sausagefest he had created Vishgula decided to create another form of man, the woman. The womans original purpose was to keep a clean house, fix meals, and sex. it is the pagan religions much like Christianity that would lead you to believe things of this nature are sexist. this is a brief history of how everything was created."
"In the early times before before the time of man Vishgula created the heavens and 27 earth like planets. he then created his first intelligent species, the cabbage. for the longest time cabbages were the dominate species of earth until Vishgula created other species of vegetables such as carrots and tomatoes(Yes, tomatoes are vegetables you idiots). for nearly a century their was peace until a radish of the name of Natas challenged Vishgula for supreme rule of the cosmos. this sparked a great civil war between vegetables many battles were fought and planets utterly destroyed in this great war later referred as the vitian war. to put an end to this conflict Vishgula created his personal badass, Chuck Norris the first man. After the creation of Chuck Norris the war slowly began to come to an end Chuck Norris was able to drink all the water of the world slowly withering all the vegetables to death, and when it did Natas was sentenced to his own realm to be trapped forever. and all the other vegetables were to lose all their intelligent thought making them the food of lesser species. although in recent years Natas was able to escape the vegetable like hell and take the form of a human, Hilary Clinton, if she is to become president then the entire world will be damned for eternity in a new age of vegetableness.
The sprout of mankind started after the war because Vishgula was very proud of his creation Chuck Norris. soon Vishgula started to create man, but fearing an uprising he made them much weaker than the first of our kind. and for many years there were only men on the earth realizing the sausagefest he had created Vishgula decided to create another form of man, the woman. The womans original purpose was to keep a clean house, fix meals, and sex. it is the pagan religions much like Christianity that would lead you to believe things of this nature are sexist. this is a brief history of how everything was created."
by Neil Bennett February 13, 2008
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by James of the Giant Peach September 20, 2009
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by sageberry420 May 19, 2015
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don't mess with him and even if you are his friend he will hit you with a powerful slap...
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Naruto: I Was Beaten By Caelen the giant
Dob:Started at the grocery store now i own the grocery store
Caelen Kills Both
Dob:Started at the grocery store now i own the grocery store
Caelen Kills Both
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'Oh my God! Its Ursula the Giant Douche.Lets get the hell out of here before she douches us to oblivion'
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