A group of teenagers, who are wanna-be gangsters. They live in Matamoras, Pennsylvania, and claim they run shit in that town, but no one knows who they are, or cares. Theyre white as ghosts, and will haunt you with their homosexuality. They take their music too seriously, and feel that just because they listen to Lil Wayne and Wu-Tang Clan, means that they gotta become one of them. Theyre all about they money they dont have. The most money they ever make is 20 bucks from ripping someone off with dirt mids. They like the motto M.O.B(Money Over Bitches) but sadly, they cant get both. They are a self-proclaimed "gang" but they dont own, or have ever owned guns. They walk like they have a broom shoved up their ass. All in all, these kids act like theyre members of the N.W.A, but really, they wont do anything.
Person 1: Yo I heard The Goonz Squad are real pussies.
Goonz member: Yo you talking shit nigga?
Person 1: Yeah, What are you gonna do about it?
Goonz member: Well, nothing, cause we're white, cant fight, and im on house arrest..
Person 1: Exactly..
Goonz member: Yo you talking shit nigga?
Person 1: Yeah, What are you gonna do about it?
Goonz member: Well, nothing, cause we're white, cant fight, and im on house arrest..
Person 1: Exactly..
by DrGreenThumb420 January 28, 2010
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2. Life's absurdities; silly ridiculous moments
2. Life's absurdities; silly ridiculous moments
A. Did you see the barrage of punches thrown and dirty words exchanged throughout tonight's game!? The goonery.
B. The man was late to work so he began recklessly speeding along the shoulder of the highway to make up for lost time. The Goonery.
B. The man was late to work so he began recklessly speeding along the shoulder of the highway to make up for lost time. The Goonery.
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Get the the goons mug.A group of homosexual children too young and naive to understand their feelings towards each other. Always getting into trouble or each others asses they roam the neighbourhood or underground caverns of your town whilst being stalked buy a deformed paedophile who can literally pull all your clothes off with the one tooth in his slobbering misshapen mouth.
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laura: like OMG im so watching the goonies tonite, best movie ever
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Bro i tried “the goonbag” last night with my girl and it was so gross….but good at the same time you should try it.
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