Whilst engaged in doggy style with a female, just before you come, give her a swift jab to the ribs to increase your manly status.
I was screwing your sister and i Connolized her. I think i broke her ribs.
The Connolizer makes me feel like a true man.
The Connolizer makes me feel like a true man.
by Nix0r March 24, 2007
Get the The Connolizer mug.Deep within the bowels of James River High School, four men belonging to the meanest clique in the white suburbs of Chesterfield, created what has been described as “ a dance that is a metaphor for the streets”. I speak of course of The Condor, a dance that takes skill, dedication, focus and a six foot wing span.
How To Do The Condor: First squat with your knees bowed out. Then balance on the toes of your feet like a triumphant predatory bird on the hunt. Finally, begin to flap your arms in a graceful yet aggressive manor like that of a Condor, letting everyone around you know you are a boss.
It’s best to do the Condor at Prom, pep rallies or in public places in the presence of strangers. Always begin any “car dance” with a solid 45 second Condor. Remember that by doing the Condor you are letting everyone within a 50 foot radius know that you are the shit, simply by paying homage to the greatest avian species on Earth. Long live the CONDOR!
How To Do The Condor: First squat with your knees bowed out. Then balance on the toes of your feet like a triumphant predatory bird on the hunt. Finally, begin to flap your arms in a graceful yet aggressive manor like that of a Condor, letting everyone around you know you are a boss.
It’s best to do the Condor at Prom, pep rallies or in public places in the presence of strangers. Always begin any “car dance” with a solid 45 second Condor. Remember that by doing the Condor you are letting everyone within a 50 foot radius know that you are the shit, simply by paying homage to the greatest avian species on Earth. Long live the CONDOR!
by OperationOposition May 26, 2009
Get the The Condor mug.When a man gets behind a woman wraps his arms around her waist with his penis inserted in the vagina. Has her grip a hand rail or headboard, lifts his legs and begins flapping them like a condor.
by JCVRLV March 31, 2008
Get the The Condor mug.The act of rearing up like a bird mid-cloitis, and screeching like a condor or for the more patriotic, a Bald Eagle.
by Cap'n Condor November 8, 2008
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a sexual act involving placing four fingers in a girls vagina at the same time and flapping them about wildly.
named after the high school teacher of the same name
named after the high school teacher of the same name
by KR28 October 10, 2011
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Variations include the Sweet Connolly where copious amounts of pineapple is consumed in the hours proceeding, or the Hungry Connolly where celery replaces pineapple.
Variations include the Sweet Connolly where copious amounts of pineapple is consumed in the hours proceeding, or the Hungry Connolly where celery replaces pineapple.
After sex with his wife Ryan was feeling low on calories, so decided to try The Connolly before disposing of the condom.
by Trog261 June 13, 2019
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