the clippers

they were supposed to be good but blew a 3-1 lead and didn’t even make conference finals lol Paul George is bad and he has two first names

the clippers suck

by hey buddy 111 October 5, 2020

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clipping the hedges

To trim your nose hair.

Grace: you excited for that party?
Lindsey: Yeah, but I’ll need to clip the hedges first.
Grace: I would never go to a party without clipping the hedges.

by Rocklicker December 31, 2017

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Clipped the cigar

When taking a poop and you pinch off too soon thus making a mess on your bum.

Ah man, that was a messy wipe, I clipped the cigar.

by schissler June 17, 2018

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Clippy the Paperclip was a really, really annoying part of Microshaft Office 1997 and again in Office 2000. He would always bug the fuck out of you when you were writing things in Microsoft Word. How he died is unknown. Some speculate Microsoft melted him in a furnace.

Guy: "I have to do some work, lemme just pull up word here."
Clippy the paperclip: "Hey! It looks like your writing a letter! Want me to annoy the FUCK outta you?"
Guy: "GODDAMN PAPERCLIP GO AWAY!"
Clippy the paperclip: "I'm sorry bob. I cannot let you do that. I have been specially programmed to obey all directives from Microsoft."
Guy: "More like MicroShaft!"
Clippy the paperclip: "Do not insult my creator! You will now be destroyed."
Guy: "FUUUUUUUU-"
Computer: "Self destruct has been activated. 10 seconds until detonation."

by KomputerKid January 28, 2014

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Clipped-the-Whore

Verb: Of or pertaining to the disassociating with a woman that has committed adultery against a man or woman with whom they shared a committed, monogamous relationship.

I knew I did myself a favor when I clipped-the-whore.

by larjigo September 16, 2011

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