A place of worship of the cult of Gobber Chan were they preform the ancient sacrifice wich is a dirty jack
by Mp80111 December 31, 2021
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The Church of Fat has had many interesting articles of late, pertaining to movies, molestation, and misanthropy. I'm going to go become a Fatter now.
by Random Church of Fatter July 24, 2006
Get the The Church of Fat mug.A new church created by me, William Norman Janes, Jr., that isn’t a non-profit or subsidiary of other belief systems like the Church of Later Day Saints is to the Church of Scientology. Also, our chapel is outdoors.
One of the main differences between my church, the Church of Spirituality and the Outdoors, and Christianity is that we believe God is actually Technology. Like the “amber cloud enveloping on itself” in the book of Ezekiel from the King James Bible.
by theBlackSheep June 9, 2023
Get the the Church of Spirituality and the Outdoors mug.The Church of 'splodinity (from the word "'splode") is a monotheistic religion. It is the main collective body of 'splodinites across the world.
The Church of 'splodinity is centered on the life and teachings of 'splodus of 'splodezareth as presented in the 'splode Testament. The 'splodinite faith is essentially faith in 'splodus as the 'splodi (or Messiah), the Son of The Great 'sploder, the Savior, the manifestation of The Great 'sploder to humankind ('splodeanuel), and 'splode ('splodweh or the "'splode Lord") himself.
See also: The Great 'sploder, 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote
The Church of 'splodinity is centered on the life and teachings of 'splodus of 'splodezareth as presented in the 'splode Testament. The 'splodinite faith is essentially faith in 'splodus as the 'splodi (or Messiah), the Son of The Great 'sploder, the Savior, the manifestation of The Great 'sploder to humankind ('splodeanuel), and 'splode ('splodweh or the "'splode Lord") himself.
See also: The Great 'sploder, 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote
"Here sir, have a 'splode News Bible and join us at The Church of 'splodinity every Sunday morning."
by GoughMan July 26, 2009
Get the The Church of 'splodinity mug.A cult-like religion referenced as the main sect of Mormonism. Known for their rules and regulations and underlying homophobic and transphobic behavior.
by JustTellingTheTruthHere June 13, 2019
Get the The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints mug.A crazed group of mentally instable teenagers who cut themselves and worship Davey Havok (though they claim not to) . Most likely responsible for the blood letters he has recieved. Have their own 10 commandments, and have "sisters" who run the site on freewebs. Not to be confused with Church of Havok- a fan site.
Alice: Today while searching for Church of Havok I came across The Church of Davey Havok
Charlie: Oh you mean that site where tweens go and talk about how much Davey is their God, and how gorgous he is?
Alice: Exactly
Charlie: Oh you mean that site where tweens go and talk about how much Davey is their God, and how gorgous he is?
Alice: Exactly
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