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Fuck the children

Changing babies and toddlers with proper consideration for cleaning services
I'm not sure how to fuck the children but my wife doesn't require any tape.
Fuck the children by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Think of the children

The meaning of the phrase originaly was against child labor,until now where it got reduced to a logical fallacy
and a catchtphrase for entitled moms and dads everywhere
Karen says "Cancel adult swim,its too scary for my 2 year old Tommy!"

Darryl says "Think of the children!
Think of the children by JohnnyB.Emo September 3, 2021

I'll play like the children are little bugs in mah web.

One of the funniest lines in any movie.
From wordFamily Guy/word

Gas the Children

The act of passing gas (farting) on a mans ball sack in attempts to lower the intelligence of the future offspring.
"Man, Shenia Gassed the Children so good last night, I think my sperm is retarded!"
"Careful of the one who knows just how to Gas the Children, those ones are the dangerous ones!"

Murder the children

An assassination of any given child under the age of 13.
I liek to murder the children loololoolololoolololololololo end me}

Eat the children

I will drive 100 miles around Los Angeles just to Eat the children