junk bruise

the sore spot (sometimes a bruise) caused by the thwapping of the male genitalia against either the thigh or its components.

I went streaking last night and got some major junk bruise.

by gingertonic March 15, 2011

Party Bruises

The bruises that appear seemingly overnight on your body which can only be accounted for by blaming them on last night's extreme level of intoxication.

I woke up this morning with so many Party Bruises! I guess I should not have tried to ride the mechanical bull....three times...again...

by Drunk Bob July 18, 2016

pussy bruised

To have one's feelings hurt in a sissyfied manner. To be become over emotional in a feminine manner, similar to a "bitch baby". Most effective when used toward another male peer, and or a male subordinate.

Don't get all pussy bruised about me telling you that I donkey punched your sister.

by Handsome Kevin Campbell February 9, 2009

Sett Bruising

Bruising on your lower palm opposite to your thumbs, where your hand rests while using your mouse while gaming. Surrounds the area of the carpal bones and can cause a dull pain when not in use.

Fuck dude, I think I have Sett Bruising from playing League all night.

by notragebunni February 11, 2021

bruise kit

What someone uses to make bruises to accuse their ex-husband of beating them senseless.

"My bruise kit... I mean makeup"

by sUnfloWer Truther May 22, 2022

HEY bruise

The bruise you notice on your upper arm(s) in the morning after a drinking binge with friends. Comes from said drunken friends poking you in the arm repeatedly whilst trying to get your attention.

Dickie: HEY DJ (poking arm), check out that Raider touch down!

DJ: Dammit Dickie, now I'm gonna wake up tomorrow with another damnable HEY BRUISE!

by Shmouse May 24, 2005

hair bruise

The strange, mildly painful and "bruise-like" sensation that results from letting one's hair down after pulling it back all day with a headband or into pony tail.

If you didn't pull your hair back so tight you wouldn't have that hair bruise when you take out your pony tail.

by Praelior November 2, 2010