flog the bishop

to masterbate crazily

i caught Ronald flogging the bishop to gay porn.

by Justin Hell May 18, 2004

Polishing the bishop

To masturbate.

After watching "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," I feel like polishing my bishop"

by Huppmoile October 22, 2003

Crown the Bishop

A male masturbating, typically when he strokes his penis up and down. The hand signifies the crown and the penis is the bishop.

1. I Crown the Bishop every night before I go to bed.

2. It is normal for young men to Crown the Bishop once in a while.

by Ik0101 February 22, 2011

Wax The Bishop

Male masturbating. (Think about - kinda' looks like a Bishop, doesn't it)?

He could never make it through the pages of Hustler without waxing the bishop.

Bill could only get to third base with Susie on Saturday Night and ended up going home to wax the bishop.

by Poormigalito May 5, 2012

As the actress said to the bishop

Meaning the same thing as the American phrase "that's what she said," the phrase "as the actress said to the bishop," or "said the actress to the bishop," originates from England probably around the time of World War II. The words are a catchphrase that is used to change a seemingly (and most likely intended to be) innocent statement into a perverted joke.

"Put it in the other one!"
"...As the actress said to the bishop."

by Ska Killer April 24, 2009

choking-the-bishop

to masturbate, wank, spank the monkey, jerk off, loose a torpedo, spunk your load, ejaculate through manual stimulation.

Bob was choking-the-bishop in the kitchen, when his mother came back unexpectedly from the shops and caught him.

by Andrew_ZV April 26, 2006

Bury the Bishop

1. To insert your penis in the vagina of a woman.

This evening I am going to take Yumiko to my room and bury the bishop.

by Dairy Air March 13, 2009