Josh: Hey dude, wanna hang out with my cousin?
Dave: Your cousin's The Average Stupid American, no offense.
Josh: Yeah, that's fair. I don't wanna hear about hOw vAcCIneS cAuSe aUTiSm.
Josh: Let's just hang out with Chad.
Dave: Sure, he accepts other races. Doesn't oppose modern medicine, and doesn't think that America is the only country that matters.
Dave
Dave: Your cousin's The Average Stupid American, no offense.
Josh: Yeah, that's fair. I don't wanna hear about hOw vAcCIneS cAuSe aUTiSm.
Josh: Let's just hang out with Chad.
Dave: Sure, he accepts other races. Doesn't oppose modern medicine, and doesn't think that America is the only country that matters.
Dave
by myhornygayass May 3, 2021
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Also tries to get a boyfriend occasionally, but ends up not getting the boyfriend and they block her, and she doesn't know why when she literally said "ur so hot be my boyyyy omg I bet u r so pretty daddy *insert creepy emoji cause I'm on PC and i don't know how to enable emojis*" She's also a pick-me girl when at school or high school.
Also tries to get a boyfriend occasionally, but ends up not getting the boyfriend and they block her, and she doesn't know why when she literally said "ur so hot be my boyyyy omg I bet u r so pretty daddy *insert creepy emoji cause I'm on PC and i don't know how to enable emojis*" She's also a pick-me girl when at school or high school.
"Seriously, that girl is the average 14-13 year old girl on discord , She's just so.. creepy when she wants a boyfriend on discord."
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Get the the average 14-13 year old girl on discord mug.The Avengers:
Steve Rogers: What's the matter, scared of a little lightning?
Loki: I'm not overly fond of what follows...
(Thor appears)
Thor: Do not touch me again!
Iron Man: Then don't take my stuff.
Thor: You have no idea what you're dealing with.
Iron Man: Ah, Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
Thor: This is beyond you, metal man! Loki will face Asgardian justice!
Iron Man: He gives up the Cube, he's all yours. Until then, stay out of the way...TOURIST!
(Thor, angered by the retort, throws his hammer Mjolnir forcefully at Iron Man, sending Iron Man flying back a distance through the forest)
Steve Rogers: Doctor Banner, now might be a really good time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner: That's my secret, Cap: I'm always angry.
(Banner hulks out and punches the Leviathan)
Iron Man: What else you got?
Clint Barton: Well, Thor's taking on a squadron on Sixth.
Iron Man: And he didn't invite me...
(Iron Man grabs a nuclear missile and routes it to the portal)
Jarvis: Stark, you know that's a one-way trip?
Iron Man: Save the rest for the return, Jay.
(After end credits scene #1)
The Other: Humans... They are not the cowering wretches we were promised. They stand. They are unruly, and therefore cannot be ruled. To challenge them is to court death.
(Thanos rises and smiles)
(After end credits scene #2)
The Avengers eat in silence at a shawarma restaurant.
Steve Rogers: What's the matter, scared of a little lightning?
Loki: I'm not overly fond of what follows...
(Thor appears)
Thor: Do not touch me again!
Iron Man: Then don't take my stuff.
Thor: You have no idea what you're dealing with.
Iron Man: Ah, Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
Thor: This is beyond you, metal man! Loki will face Asgardian justice!
Iron Man: He gives up the Cube, he's all yours. Until then, stay out of the way...TOURIST!
(Thor, angered by the retort, throws his hammer Mjolnir forcefully at Iron Man, sending Iron Man flying back a distance through the forest)
Steve Rogers: Doctor Banner, now might be a really good time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner: That's my secret, Cap: I'm always angry.
(Banner hulks out and punches the Leviathan)
Iron Man: What else you got?
Clint Barton: Well, Thor's taking on a squadron on Sixth.
Iron Man: And he didn't invite me...
(Iron Man grabs a nuclear missile and routes it to the portal)
Jarvis: Stark, you know that's a one-way trip?
Iron Man: Save the rest for the return, Jay.
(After end credits scene #1)
The Other: Humans... They are not the cowering wretches we were promised. They stand. They are unruly, and therefore cannot be ruled. To challenge them is to court death.
(Thanos rises and smiles)
(After end credits scene #2)
The Avengers eat in silence at a shawarma restaurant.
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Chad: The average Shinnie response
Chad: The average Shinnie response
by npc_ January 10, 2023
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by BreadWinner08 August 4, 2023
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I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.
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