71 91

when you wipe your ass and your middle finger rips through the toilet paper causing your finger to jam into your ass.

bro your finger stinks you must of committed a 71 91

by P.I.M.P.123 December 18, 2004

Policy 71

Academic policy for excessive helping; a cop-out you use when you don't want to help someone.

"Yo Jimmy can you help me with my physics assignment? I have 20 minutes left."

"Policy 71 Brian, go fuck yourself"

by UOhio Student 45 September 27, 2018

SR-71

A slang term for premature ejaculation based on the SR-71 supersonic spy plane (The Blackbird).

Amy says "Phil did a SR-71 again last night, can't even last 2 minutes"

by Phil Rasmussen April 22, 2010

71

The sexual act of 69 with the added bonus of a finger not just up your partners rectum, but yours as well.

70 isn't enough for me baby, sling me a 71!

by Rubbedawrongway September 10, 2023

Memo 71

A cool band with even cooler hair!

Did you see Memo 71 last night? They had the raddest hair ever!

by Usuehdidusbdjdushsjsizg November 22, 2021

71

The postion in which there are 2 people doing 69 (person 1 and person 2) with person 3 underneath doing butt stuff with person 1 and person 4 on top doing butt stuff with person 2. 69 + 2 people hence 71.

Guy 1: Brooooo, I saw my step sis and 3 friends doing 71 yesterday.

Guy 2: I wish, thats on my bucketlist.

by concretelicker71 February 11, 2025

71

i bet your from that chain well take 72 now

71 - 2 = 69 = nice

by BottomDop April 11, 2022