Teaching his goldfish how to whistle

Another nice way to say masturbation without being so obvious.

"Where's (insert any name here) at?"

"He's in the backyard teaching his goldfish how to whistle."

by Alert The Press! May 14, 2006

Twitching the curtain

Affectionate term for female masturbation

Gary, You and the lads will have to make your own tea tonight, I've got an hour before Coronation Street and I'm gonna spend it twitching the curtain.

by Pezzatron February 24, 2011

Teaching My Liver to Swim

Drinking heavily

Finals just ended and I am going to spend the entire weekend teaching my liver to swim.

by craptastrophy October 14, 2011

teatchang

Teatchang is the most funniest person you will ever meet in your whole entire life. Her sense of humour will bright up anybody’s day. People like Paige don’t understand when it’s time to stop bragging about the Chinese food they had for dinner. Teatchang’s are the most baddest people around and are vegetarians. Teatchangs are kind, caring and love everybody around them ( except for deng’s )

“ omg is her name Teatchang because she’s really nice and caring “

“ hey, Teatchang let’s go to the homeless shelter to shelter to give free food and warm clothing “

by Tee-bag June 12, 2018

thatgingerlozer

a ginger girl who went viral on tiktok for a single duet

Dude 1 — bro have you heard of thatgingerlozer?
Dude 2 — whos that?
Dude 1 — the random girl who got 200k likes on her video all over a duet
Dude 2 — wow, i'll go check her out (/nsx)

by itsbrokenplshelp October 11, 2021

Thanhing

is a term used to describe someone's behavior when they are deeply engrossed in interests such as math theory, Reddit, weird videos, dad jokes, and dad videos. It implies an intense focus on these particular topics. For example, if someone spends hours watching dad joke compilations and discussing complex math concepts on Reddit, they can be said to be "thanhing."

He was so into thanhing that he calculated the punchline velocity of every dad joke he heard while scrolling through Reddit.

by Jayousiing August 20, 2023

molly hatching it

Going down on a path of self destruction and not giving a single fuck about it!

Tonight Gents, we're Molly Hatching it!

by Debo442 November 1, 2013