Skip to main content

textasy

Textasy is the state a mobile phone or PDA enters when overwhelmed by text messages. In this annoying state of confusion, the phone or PDA will begin flashing or blinking and won't respond to normal commands. Often requires the user to reboot phone.
Dude...sorry I didn't get your text message. My phone is trippin on textasy!
by juniusmaximus December 17, 2008
mugGet the textasy mug.

Textasy

A state of intense exaltation of mind and feeling one achieves as a result of multiple continuous text messaging with close friends and associates. Rapture associated with rapid fire texting, use of keypad, reading of messages, often involving groups of close friends all at once.
As a result of sending and receiving numerous friendly and fun text messages all at once, and without even being conscious of it, Donna had achieved a state of utter textasy.
by bladeser November 18, 2009
mugGet the Textasy mug.

Textspicious

When you are texting on your phone and you look suspicious.
Yeah, he looks hella textspicious.
by wrenlove March 22, 2011
mugGet the Textspicious mug.

texty

Readiness to engage in communication by way of text over mobile.
I have grad class, so I will not be as texty as normal 😘
by YoungHeartHopper June 13, 2018
mugGet the texty mug.

textsex

1. Sexually-themed communications through text messaging.

2. Communicating sexually to another person through a cell phone or Blackberry via SMS or MMS text-messaging protocols.
Guy A: So, did you ever meet that chick from OkCupid?
Guy B: No, she was in middle school so we just had textsex.
Guy A: Smooth moves, brotha. The cops won't be knocking at your door.
(Guys high-five.)

----

Examples of textsex-ing:

Chick: howz work? wanna play l8r?
Dude: gawd, my ballz ache for ur mouth
Chick: only if u slip me teh shocker baby!

--

Dude: ive got a major boner. r u wet?
Chick: im on my period
Dude: my boner went away

--

Chick 1: i gotta new drilldo 2day for us
Chick 2: im creaming my hairy puss now
by Mr. Filbert November 10, 2007
mugGet the textsex mug.

Textship

When you keep in touch with those you love primarily through texting.
"Have you heard from Amanda lately?"
"Yeah, we've been texting like crazy."
"Oh, so you're in a textship?"
by Just Plain Merrie March 17, 2009
mugGet the Textship mug.

textship

the relationship you have with another person is only over text messaging
i'm over this textship that we have and would really like a phone call or in person conversation
by leonswirly October 9, 2009
mugGet the textship mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email