teleboards

*techno music*

PARTY BOY!!!

*techno music*

PARTY BOY!!!!

by PARTY_BOY February 4, 2005

texttard

Someone who has no texting abilities. They are either incredibly lame, slow, don't know the abbreviations used in texting, or don't get back with you.

I was texting Joe the other day, he's such a texttard, I just had to let that one go.

by youtoseemee September 27, 2011

texttard

One who struggles to impart a specific message or conversation using the text medium.

What the fuck does that mean? How many times do you need shown you fucking texttard ?

by Charlie Tully April 21, 2014

Textarded

Not knowing to text and or use T9 to text.

My mom never replies to my texts, she;s so textarded!

by Jack the Nipper October 10, 2008

Textarded

Someone who(always)sends their text message before completing the message.

Every day I get a text message from Brandon, and it is incomplete. He is sooo (textarded!)

by oangieo June 20, 2008

Texttardation

One who does not understand the universal form of text messaging widely accepted by the rest of the universe or does not reply to an active text conversation in a timely manner.

If you text someone expecting a response and they don't answer or answer using words that don't make sense...they're texttarded. Thus suffering from texttardation.

by Knockilus December 11, 2010

Teboarding

(vb) to get down on one knee and start praying, while strapped to a snowboard, on top of a mountain, even if it's freezing cold and you're in everyone's way getting off a lift.

Sign on a lift: Keep tips up, watch for teboarding!

Guy working the lift: Bro, did you see that pile up earlier? Some dude was teboarding at Lift 5!

by Chessyboy January 2, 2012