TexAss

When you eat so much your ASS gets the size of Texas!!!

You see Maribel lately? She's got a TexAss that won't quit!
That's cuz she won't quit eatin' the Donuts!!!

by Andi June 10, 2006

Texass

The US state of Texas, or a Texan.

My wife has a cute name for all the states. Texass, Kansass, Assachusetts...

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

textassult

An insult via text.

I read my text after I broke up with my girlfriend, only to find the beginning of a textassult that would last for a week.

by wordcarpenter December 12, 2012

textasm

The point at which two people actively engaged in sexting have reached a point in dirtiness that cannot be matched later in conversation, thus reaching a climax of sexual innuendos.

The conversation had clearly reached its textasm after the two revealed their secret fantasies. They could not figure out a way to top that and lost the sexy mood until the refractory period had ended.

by Saint Bennie August 30, 2010

textascape

An escape from all texting or other text based communications. Commonly occurring due to losing ones phone, and realizing shortly there after just how relaxing the break from technology is.

katie: did you hear Sasha had her iPhone stolen?

Ian: yeah you'd think she'd be on facebook chat alot now since she can't text!

Katie: no i think she is actually enjoying her time away from all the technology"

Ian:oh you mean she went on a textascape! she'll be back eventually.

by k2pilot January 28, 2009

Textasaurass

text a sore ass
Getting a sore butt because you have been sitting all day texting.

I think I might have a case of Textasaurass from sitting here all day texting.

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

Textasation

When many text messages are sent and received by two people in quick succession. This can be compared to a conversation face to face - except it isn't.

John tetxs: What's up Britt
Britt tetxs: Not much, how was your day?
John texts: It was great, but I'd love to see you sometime soon
Britt texts: Yeah for sure but let's not turn this into a textasation...I don't have an unlimited plan

by HalifaxGenius June 19, 2009