Texan wannabe

1)Someone who is not a native Texan who in their daily language will throw in a "y'all", "lawlz", "ain't", or "howdy".

2)Someone who wears belt buckles, cowboy hats, cowboy boots, plaid button-up hillbilly shirts, and thinks their a huge redneck when they haven't even VISITED Texas or don't even know what a farm looks like or what you do on it.

Mr. Reed is such a Texan wannabe and he doesnt even know it.

What a dumbass!

by igotthedefs February 21, 2009

texan

Someone with a sense of pride in their home state. Someone who, although they may not wear boots and ten gallon hats, still feels like a cowboy. A texan sticks to his word, and is generally polite and friendly, but won't take shit from anyone. Not all texans are from Texas (ie. John Wayne), and not all those from Texas are texans (ie George Bush). A texan is also a person who can use the word y'all correctly, know that phrases like "yep" or "I tell you what" are sentences in themselves, and knows what real Mexican food is. And for the record, not all Texans are conservative, and none sleep with their relatives: that's Arkansas,

guy 1: How did that guy who just save a baby from a runaway car, beat up a gang of nazi bikers, and get dates with five different nubile supermodels in 3 minutes?

guy 2: He's a texan

by Tex in Babylon May 18, 2006

Teoman

Greatest motherfucker on the earth.

Teoman, your the biggest pimp on earth.

by teoman June 21, 2019

Texan Heat Wave

When a guy and a girl are having sex and get really sweaty, then the guy pulls out, cums on her stomach then lays on top of her like a flat pancake.

I woke up all sticky from the Texan Heat Wave I did with my girl last night.

by realDuckyMoMo June 18, 2019

Smoky Texan

When a female performs oral sex on a male, then just as he is about to come, pulls out a lighter and lights a fart he has been holding in. This culminates in a combo orgasm/fart fireball. This is the infamous Smoky Texan.

"Have your zippo and some tissues on standby love, I really feel like a Smoky Texan tonight.

by JLei May 14, 2013

texan bowtie

To strangle someone to death using a western bolo tie

Liam was found strangled in the morning wearing a Texan bowtie.

by dfechtive December 26, 2013

Texan Fat Man

when you doin anal with ya girl and pinch her little toe (some Chinese reflexology shit) to make her shit while your dick is inside. The resultant explosion is called a Texan Fat Man.

RIP nagasaki

Daquan: Yo my dick still stank after I gave LaQuesha a Texan Fat Man last night
Conan: ewwwwwwww nigga tf is she ok

by _shawshank January 18, 2019