Fat tet

Abbreviation for clearing 4 lines at once in the game known as Tetris.

"Hey bro are you playing Tetris?"
"Yeah I just scored a Fat tet!"

by Medical.Milk March 28, 2021

tet-head

(aka tethead): A tet-head is one who has an overwhelming compulsion to play the game tetris.

Dude, those tet-heads are really annoying! They ate all of my cheese while playing that damn game!

by Edward "Tethead" Jonesifi January 6, 2008

TET Offensive

A rather elaborate love making maneuvre, in which a man balances a single quart of butter ripple liqueur betwixt his lady lovers ass crack while taking her from behind. During the act, the drink will spill down the crack, soaking all appropriate body parts.. at this time, the man pulls out, and she takes him in her mouth to enjoy the sweet, and in the end salty surprise.

"I gave Stacy the TET Offensive last night!"

by Bobbo the Gobbo August 13, 2022

Yer dogs got tets

The only way to kill a man with four magic words

Guy 1 "fuck off ye wee specky cunt"
Guy 2 "mate, yer dogs got tets"
*guy 1 combusts into a pile of ash"

by Gayspeckycunt May 24, 2018

Tet

Mascot of the restaurant named TFC

Tet, the mascot of TFC stalks me during day and night! M̶̼̯̗̹͈̺̞̉͑̀̌̓̋̈́̅̇A̴͔̺̲͓͉̦͉͈̹̻̫͇̤̓̏̏̊̏̓̈K̵̡͎̱̼̼̖̄̍̊͗͛̑͘͠E̴̢̡͕̞͖̺̲̮̟͚͈̓̂̌̄̎͑́̀̿̇̀̚͠͝I ̡̙̤̭̳̪̭͇͙̝͓͊͊͑͌͂̽̃̉̚T ̜̬̲͔̫̭́͛̀̊͌̇̊̀̽̏̈́̉͋̓S̵̝̗̦̲͔̮͈̮̱̹̭͌T ̞̝̙̩̹͕͇̦͚̙̜͎͔̟̍̌͋͋͗̎̈́̋́͗͠Ö̶̳͓̝͇̪̓͂̑̌̿̂͝͠P̴̱͍̖̜̠͓̰̟̣̰̦̰͗͜͝ͅM ͓̙̰͕͗͐͑́̽́̔͑͛͑͗̕Ạ̴̡̱͖̱̯̖̦͋̆̄͆̿̉̈́̍̉̕K ͔̖̩͓͈̇̔̒̃̏Ȩ̵̙̄̏̒Ī̴͎̣̮̥̟̙̤̗̩̉͋̿̾͝͝͝T ̛͖̰̞͎̜̩͍̥͓̤̥͆̆͌̍̃́͑̿̚͜ͅS ͚̑̊̆̅͒̅́͆̑̎̿̽̀͝T ̧͖͓͚͕̝͛͌̊̽͂̊̀̒̽͆̕͝O ̧͎̹̲̟͉̳̭͔̝͗̓͒̏̇̀̋̐ͅͅP ̧̡̰̭̟͈̭͓̲͋̅͐͊͒̓̊̈̕

by Paskalya June 21, 2020

Tet Job

When 2 or more men get together one is stationary and they use the other mans testicles to wrap around their dick as a pocket pussy.

"Jimmy gave me the finest Tet Job last night, we even invited Sam over to participate."

by tetjob March 20, 2020

Tettings

A norwegian slang-word for smoking marijuana,

-Bror, har du tettings? Dør for morna nå bror
-Ja g, kom spottet b

by BroDiggaD February 14, 2019