Festi Testi

A mans ball sack or penis that is decorated with jewelry from piercings that make it look rather Festive.

Types of male piercings: Ampallang, Apadravya, Cleopatra, Dydoe, Frenum, Guiche, Hafada, Prince Albert, & Trans-Scrotal Piercing.

At the gay bar the new way to ask another male if he is pierced down there is to ask if they have a "Festi Testi".

by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012

testi love

1. to have love for testicles or "testies"

can you feel the testi love?

by supa_neek December 9, 2008

Testie-mony

recalling a story that involves the gonads.

Bill was telling a Testie-mony about a teabaging incident

by Geeo the Spaceman July 7, 2009

Powdered Testies

When a man rubs Gold Bond Medicated Body Powder all over his scrotem and his ball sack is white and covered in powder
Other Words: icing sugared dumplings, powdered doughNUTS, christmas balls ,

John: yo darryl i have powdered testies
Darryl: oh, Gold Bond Medicated powder is the good stuff

by Rackadoe October 16, 2012

testi pop

a short voice blow out when someone is talking so their voice goes high then low. usually happens when someone is goin through puberty. refers to when someone is hity in the nuts their voice goes high

testi popper: hey *testi pop* what r u doin on the weekend?
Person: Man u hav so many testi pops

by jubjub2105 November 29, 2007

Testi Scraper

When you receive pain to your balls, or groin area it's called a "Testi Scraper".

testi scraper

The skater fell off the rail slide and straddled the rail. "That was a real Testi Scraper!"

by jspoke73 March 14, 2011

testy nesty

Meaning really tight shorts or pants on a male which hug and accentuate his man jobblers to the point which you are concerned they shall pop out. (Shout out to David Bowie in Labyrinth and, on occasion Jared Leto)

In a sentence: CJ, Josh, Patty, and Javondrellle all went to the gym in their testy nestys... They got the clap.

by Frodo Swaggins 9 April 21, 2015