Who Turned Out The Lights?

the lamest and oldest joke in history. A dumbass cartoon character says this when something or someone happens to cover their eyes.

Asshole: I’m going to be a bitch and cover your eyes *does that*
Idiot: hey who turned out the lights???🤓
Me: He just covered your eyes, dumbass you know what he did.

by pantaking69 July 1, 2022

Hot leads turned cold

When you pursue someone as a potential boyfriend/girlfriend and fail.

Brad: "Hey Chris! Have you had any success with the ladies lately?"
Chris: "Not at all bro. Just hot leads turned cold."

by savvysandwichmaker11 February 3, 2020

Turned Up

To be drunk, or to be intoxicated

John: Yo i am turned up off this Grey Goose

by Reggiensh July 31, 2009

turned into glass

A country in the Middle East (where there are lots of deserts) being nuked

Sand when overheated turns into glass.

Iran should be turned into glass.

by Grammaton cleric March 11, 2016

turned on

1)to have an erection
2)to become excited

man did you see the way she was lookin?
i got sooo turned on

by jack July 17, 2003

'ternets

THE new way to say Internet. See "ternets"

Boy, sure are a lot of 'ginas on the ole 'ternets.

by Ðans May 30, 2006

Turned On

To be sexualy excited!

I could go for some sex im that turned on!

by Daniellian September 21, 2005