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by notkatie January 25, 2009
Get the telecone mug.noun: a telephone conference whereby your life force is inexorably sucked out of your asshole while your ears are assaulted by the droning of some corporate or government lackey. When accompanied by Webex or Virtual Meeting, it becomes the office equivalent of water boarding.
Slave 1: Dude, did you dial-in to the management telecon this morning?
Slave 2: Yeah - 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back
Slave 2: Yeah - 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back
by paddyoski March 4, 2010
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by JakeTheNinja April 28, 2009
Get the Teleboner mug.Stupid TV station with retarded shows like caiouu and my dad the rockstar. the average person would rather watch Mythbusters...at least they have explosions
Guy 1: OMG i love this tv station!!!11one
Guy 2: Geez, ur a retard, change the channel to mythbusters, i hear they are making a chicken cannon or something.
Guy 1: *cries then goes to his room to cut his wrists and worship Teletoon*
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