telefonmast

TELEFON TELEFON TELEFON TELEFON TELEFON TELEFONMAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HANZ VE HAV TO DESTROY TELEFONMAST!!!!!!!!!!!

by Fegelarse April 12, 2019

Telefonorm

Telefonorm definiton of the most epicness that you can accomplish in life

Oh wow that guy is amazing maybe he's even Telefonorm.

by Em4Voice July 8, 2010

Teletonken

The German way of saying telephone.

"Man, when will she get off the teletonken?"

by Tmac02892 October 22, 2009

telecone

synonym for telephone that can be used as noun

-see telepine

"Hugh just sent Alex a sexy text from laura's telecone."

"Quick, telepine my telecone so you can hear my new ringtone"

by notkatie January 25, 2009

telecon

noun: a telephone conference whereby your life force is inexorably sucked out of your asshole while your ears are assaulted by the droning of some corporate or government lackey. When accompanied by Webex or Virtual Meeting, it becomes the office equivalent of water boarding.

Slave 1: Dude, did you dial-in to the management telecon this morning?

Slave 2: Yeah - 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back

by paddyoski March 4, 2010

Teleboner

A erection resulting from the participation of telephone intercourse (see phonesex).

Girl: "I'm touching myself."
Guy: "Oh, im totally getting a teleboner."
Girl: "Oh, way to be romantic, asshole."

by JakeTheNinja April 28, 2009

teletoon

Stupid TV station with retarded shows like caiouu and my dad the rockstar. the average person would rather watch Mythbusters...at least they have explosions

Guy 1: OMG i love this tv station!!!11one
Guy 2: Geez, ur a retard, change the channel to mythbusters, i hear they are making a chicken cannon or something.
Guy 1: *cries then goes to his room to cut his wrists and worship Teletoon*

by Ludaguffia September 5, 2007