telekinesis 

ability to control mana or lifeforce in the air. it can be moved softened hardened and many other things

Telekinesis can soften the impact of a long fall.

telekinesis by dacemage June 16, 2008

Telekinesis 

Magic.

Telekinesis happens all around us.

Telekinesis by ManRay January 8, 2009

telekinesis golfing 

When you are golfing with that addon in your group of three, and he is so amazing he finds it impossible to go over par. the ball actually curves in mid air in his favor.

also, this has been created to disturb/beat the google game.

That douche bag Kevin must be telekinesis golfing. he just eagled a par 5.

telekinesis golfing by ScrewBarton February 4, 2010

telekinises 

A retarded "Power" in which some idiot thinks he can move things with his mind alone. This is usually because he has seen that he can move a psi wheel (a piece of paper folded in a special way) or move a straw balanced on a can. THIS IS RETARDED!!! A: for the psi wheel it is either wind or body heat that moves the wheel (if you put a cam on it you can see it moves by itself) B: the straw on a can only moves when your hands out neer because your hands contain static electicity and that attracts the straw.

If someone can acctually prove it by lifting a pencil of a table or somehting then maybe MAYBE ill re consider till then this is a stupid fucking idea.

Guy 1: "YO MAN CHECK IT OUT I MOVED A PSI WHEEL WITH MY MIND, I HAVE TELEKINISES!!!"

Guy 2: "you fucking idiot..."

telekinises by Tomas Leonardo July 30, 2008

telekineticanizer 

a person or thing that has the seeming ability to control other animals / objects,

also see 'tel' (abv.)

I swear that TV is a telekineticanizer
or
I swear that TV is a tel!
or
He must of had some tel to pull that off!

telekineticanizer by relelahlw December 23, 2004

Telekinetic 

The Telekinetics are a class of psions who specialize in seeing or hearing thoughts. The Telekinetics are often used as spies, for they can caually listen to any conversation or thought anywhere, anytime.

The Telekinetic hears thoughts and sees lies.

Telekinetic by Detranova August 4, 2003

telekinetic velocity

The rate at which one moves objects with one's mind.

example of telekinetic velocity: When typing, your thoughts go to your fingertips, fingertips to keyboard, to send button, the thoughts are converted to electrons, and sent through cyberspace. The objects you moved with your mind were the electrons through cyberspace.

Bill Gates: "My telekinetic velocity is verociously quick, Stan Lee."

telekinetic velocity by john.f'n.delTrueno March 13, 2011