telecummunication

Sexual interactions involving media such as phone, IM'ing, and texting.

They've never met, but they're heavy into telecummunication.

by kitten48108 March 12, 2008

teledomestic

Teledomestic is an argument that takes place between lovers via text message or phone call. These usually occur when one partner contacts the other while intoxicated.

Quinner and his old lady got into a huge teledomestic when he called to tell her that he was staying out for pints with the boys after hockey.

by stevieabbs69 August 9, 2011

telecommute

the act of impersonating an actual real employee by the implementation of various technological devices and equipment. the telecommuter is actually home laughing at his colleagues and will occasionally send an email to the office or provide an added view on a topic which no one remembers discussing.

I can't believe some people get paid the same as I do to stay home.....I better start telecommuting too!

by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

telecomedian

a person who finds it incredibly funny to send annoying text messages and jokes to your cellular device with total disregard to the actual comedic value contained therein

"Oh, Dick sent that stupid joke to your phone too? Ugh. He's such a telecomedian."

by Caligulare October 27, 2009

Telecommunigaming

Playing table top role playing games, such as Dungeons and Dragons, through telecommunication.

These games are traditionally played by players in the same room, but as our lives get more hectic, it becomes more difficult to enjoy these games in the traditional setting. So we turn to options like video conferencing, chat rooms, and voice chat servers to get together for a game. In the business world, this is called telecommunication, in the gaming world, this is NOW called telecommunigaming.

by AvidRPGer November 12, 2010

Telecommoding

Telecommoding: adv. The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time looking at your cell phone. Verb. Telecommode.

#1. I thought my son left the house, but it turned out he was telecommoding for the last half hour. #2. During the COVID-19 shelter in place order, people have been doing a lot of telecommoding.

by 2Ringer6 April 10, 2020

teleconbect

a method of remote communication with a Jaguar that involves the use of all modes of known technology as well as ethereal methods, including telepathic musical messages from band like Hall & Oates, Fleetwood Mac, and various romantic songs from the rat pack era.

adv (teleconbectedly)

Gotta go teleconbect with that hot ass Jaguar & get my groove on

by Jagui June 24, 2011