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Reverse Teetotaler

A person who abstains strictly from water, tea, coffee, and other non-alcoholic beverages, professing to consume only fermented or distilled liquors; an individual who avoids sobriety with the same rigor a teetotaler avoids alcohol.
The club is populated by reverse teetotalers who view the tea urn with deep suspicion and the gin bottle with reverence.
by TR Arterburn December 2, 2025
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Teetokal

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Somebody who doesn't drink alcohol, or other drugs, but smokes weed.
David - Dude, you coming out drinking tonight?

John - Nahh man.. Im Teetokal, staying in, watching enter the void and smoking this 20 bag.

David - You are a more evolved human than I, live a healthy lifestyle and are aware of the pointlessness of alcohol and the shallow death that is a hangover.
by TSARS_ August 16, 2012
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