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technoshit

music that is complete shit and made only by keyboard synthesisers and people actin like robots while singing
that technoshit is so shit man
by urbanist dictorianist January 9, 2008
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Technoality

The urge to gave sex with an object that has electric circuits. On or off.
"Sam is so into technoality."
by Taggard December 22, 2008
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technolitics

Technolitics (tech-nawl-i-tics)

The art or science of technology usage, especially the discussions surrounding major technology platforms (Microsoft, linux or Novell)

The activities or affairs engaged in by an Information Technology professional. The methods or tactics involved in managing a platform of technology.
What are your technolitics? Your technology agenda?

When discussing a particular technology (Microsoft NT or Novell Netware), you are conforming to a particular strategy. If Novell and Microsoft were a "2-party system", the Linux would a group of independents.
by Baner70 September 9, 2010
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Technoslowbia

Someone may suffer from this affliction if he or she owns and uses modern technology but is incapable of effectively utilising this technology to its full potential.
No matter how many times someone loses their wifi connection, they are still incapable of resolving the issues which casued it to drop off in the first instance.

OR

No matter how many times a particular person has used Skype, they are still incapable of starting their video or recognising when the call has either started or ended.

'Dad you really need to see someone about your Technoslowbia'
by hammy2 July 19, 2012
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technosexting

sexting about computers and harddrives and all IT stuff lol
technosexting at work: I can definately reformat that hard drive for you.
by pickledmorgans August 28, 2013
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Technolate

Word used to tell someone that they're late, it was first heard in technodad's (technoblade's father) discord event with motherinnit, it was used by technodad's wife to tell him that he was late
*someone going out the door being late to something*

Person: "bye technolate!"
by l00ncyph3r June 17, 2023
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technoshitter

when someone takes a shit and implemented technology to make the shit look intellectual
this shit you just took really utilized the principles of the technoshitter
by Hoffham March 14, 2024
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