tehleet

derrives from the word "The Elite", and has been my online alias for the past 10 years. Only the most concious of online jargon may posess this title or know the complete knowledge of this word. Do not use this lightly and if you are aggrivated by trolls, getting "owned" or bad at online games do not even mention this word.

yo that guy owns face, u see that clutch? He just took out the whole team, he r tehleet. I heard his gf is a pornstar too.

( tehleet also rolls with genesisjacked, together they rule all who oppose the 1337. )

by tehleet- January 22, 2010

techelipsy

Like epilepsy, but technologically based. Being Paralyzed as a result of zero knowledge or interest in learning new technology.`

Joe expierenced a moderate case of techelipsy when his boss asked him to learn how to use the "updated" version of the computer program.

by Kelly Alger September 9, 2007

accidental techie

The accidental techie is usually a person who understands computers or office equipment better than most in the organization, and can figure out how to adapt the knowledge to the organization's needs. This is the go-to person for technology issues at an office that doesn't have or can't afford tech support.

After Jason fixed Ellie's screen resolution he quickly became the accidental techie.

by benab February 24, 2010

techie

1. a person who routinely wears all black and carries around a wrench and flashlight. Many times seen eating pie backstage.
2. a crucial part of a show, where if there were no techies, the show would not go on.

1. All those TCT techies, all they do is sit around and eat pie.
2. If the show works, the actors get credit, if it bombs, blame it on the techies.

by molloe March 22, 2005

techie

Someone who is working in the technology sector and appears to be annoyingly down to earth and woke—likes rock climbing, wears athleisure, doesn't drink or smoke, goes to festivals—but who is in actuality a cog in an evil system designed to economically subjugate and displace their respective city's population of non-technology workers (low-income, POC, families, elderly, artists, public workers) by driving up rent prices, buying government officials, co-opting all formerly accessible and relevant cultural events, and straining existing infrastructure through privatization.

Ex. Techies are turning Seattle into the next San Francisco.

If our new neighbors are techies I will scream.

by putcielinky April 4, 2019

Techie

People who work on the technical aspects of theatre; (i.e. Lighting, Sound, Scenic, Costumes, Video)this includes either design or implementation of any of the preceding fields. Quite often underpaid and overworked. Actors typically believe these people in particular to be the "gnomes" or "fairies" that come during the night and make their set appear. Techies can be seen backstage lounging on the fly rail.

Actor1: "Who is that guy sitting over there by all those rope thingies?"

Actor2: "Oh, he's just a techie."

by stghnd100 March 7, 2007

Techneck

A redneck who has mad computer skills. Country geek.

That techneck hacked into Farmville.

by walkpast June 24, 2011