Tailor

A normally cute girl who's weird and not afraid to admit it. She has only a few friends due to the fact that she doesn't like many people. She's a great dancer and loves to show it off. A Tailor usually hates the color pink and doesn't understand why the color even exists because it's completely horrible in her opinion. Reading is one of the many things a Tailor enjoys doing in her free time. She is a great artist but never talks about it. A Tailor has an extremely hard time with boys and does know how to accept a complement.

"That girl is beautiful!"
"Yeah, but don't tell her that. She's a Tailor"

by perpetrator the great February 28, 2016

Tractor-Trailor

Truck over 26,001 pounds usually with 18 wheels

That tractor-trailor is freakin' huge!

by matthew1200 July 15, 2006

Trailor-parking

Parking hither and tither without a license and a genuine need to sleep within or atop a vehicle.

Person J: “Hey, I think someone’s been dipping into the sherry again...

Person P: “Don’t worry about person C; he’s trailor-parking; even has his head rested on the hood of that duct-taped-up Hyundai.”

by Keronica Kadwell January 9, 2019

Tittie Tailored

When woman with delicious breasts modifies her top, blouse, or shirt to enhance the presentation of said titties.

Tugging and tearing her Tee-shirt, Tiffany Tittie Tailored her top to tout her two taut and tawdry tits. The tah-tah transformation totally tantalized Trevor. Teased, Tongue tied, and tranced, the Tittie Tailoring triggered Trevor to trip, taking a tumble toward the tasty twins.

by LB Sand July 9, 2015

know your tailor

To know the person that is giving some informations about you, creating your image in front of other people. It can be both, positive and negative statement.

A - Somebody is telling some image-building things about you.
B - Yeah, I know my tailor, it's Clair from the first floor.

or

A - Who can tell those smearing things about me?
B - You have to know your tailor before you accuse somebody.

by Tomek Niziolek July 7, 2014

Corey Tailor

A Tailor that sizes and tailors jump suits for special occasions. The adjective being "Corey" which is Greek for "jump".

"Where'd you get that awesome slipknot jumpsuit?"
"I know a Corey Tailor"

by Bryc0n October 14, 2011

Tailor your asshole

Tailoring an asshole is a very delicate procedure where a man with a beard of great girth licks your asshole. This is a very delicate process because he must lick it like an ice cream scoop on top of a cone. His beard may touch, but only on the cheeks never getting in the way of the actual anus. Due to this delicate process a sober hobo or bum can be used, but is not recommended.

Mustaches of any kind, neck beards, goatees, and mutton chops are not suitable substitutes.

"I got my asshole tailored so good last night by some guy at the party." - White Young Female in her 20's

"Bitch, I will tailor your asshole so good tonight!" -Older Black Gentleman in his 40's

by Crusty Peas February 4, 2013