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teaching your dog to drive

A polite suggestion that someone has admirable faith while being out of touch with reality.
"Brilliant idea, truly, but you're teaching your dog to drive."
by Monkey's Dad March 31, 2020
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teaching the ukulele

A euphemism for a mutual masturbation technique where one partner sits behind/lies beneath the other person and stimulates them sexually, using their hand(s).
I'm dead tired, I stayed up late teaching the ukulele with Monika.
by nikki-go-lucky July 1, 2010
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teaghen

a person who usually really good at cooking and is super fun to be around who is usually cooler than his siblings
he such a teaghen
by fatboipoo June 3, 2018
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teaching building

when you had a stroke trying to search for "school" so you say that
Hey, do you remember the times we spent in the scsah
Schyul
Scol
Scool
Scool
Scal
Teaching building
by Literally a person November 24, 2019
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Teaching the pope how to play darts

Just chilling, killing time and doing nothing in particular
Friend 1: Hey bro, what's good?
Friend 2: Oh you know, just teaching the pope how to play darts
by young reginald February 2, 2021
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Teaghan

A teaghan is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. She has the kindest heart and is there for anyone and everyone who needs her. She’s very popular and has tons of friends because she’s nice to everyone even if she doesn’t want to. A teaghan is beautiful inside and out. She’s the most gorgeous girl in any room but always denies it. Teaghan is loyal! She will order the same thing at every restaurant if she likes it!p and she’s like that with most things! She is quick to forgive and forget she’s the best kind of friend to have! A teaghan most likely loves to sleep! She’s also very smart and good at almost anything! Basically teaghan is a all around boss.
Oh look it’s teaghan, she’s so nice!
by Crazyanonymousperson1111 November 22, 2021
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Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms
"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"
by Danussy August 31, 2022
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