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tattoo

a street justice beating. when someone does something truly horrible and gets spanked.
in "suicide kings" Denis Leary's character mentions tattooing his drunk father with a bat. then he takes a toaster to the face of his wench-friend's abusive father-figure.
by kyle the ninja March 13, 2005
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tattoo

A form of atrwork that has been practived for much longer than anyone can remember. Some reasons are for religious, rite of passage, tradition, or the most common reason recently is that we all know people with tattoos are much cooler.
The only difference between tattooed prople and non-tattooed people is...tattooed people are much cooler and can kick your ass
by lonestar August 12, 2004
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Tattoo

A permanent reminder of a temporary feeling.
Hey doc, now that I have a shot at a nice job, how do I remove this stupid tattoo?
by Frankie February 6, 2004
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tattooed

When someone gets slapped across the face, in which a highly visible mark is left for anywhere from hours to days. Usually happens when parties clash. Basically getting tagged, only the "ink" is always red.
Guy: Damn Robin, what the hell happened to you?

Homie: I totaled my dad's car. Never seen him so steamed in his life. Got tattooed on the right cheek.

Peeps: Shit, looks like that ink's gonna stick around for a while. Lucky he ain't knock any teeth out your grill.
by D. Liverance May 2, 2013
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Tattoo

A way for psychopathic old people to torture and mutilate the younger naive generations, to brand the younger generation like their cattle, and to mark the younger generation as their territory permanently.
That young girl just left the safety of her parents house to get a gigantic tattoo from a disgusting degenerate man as old as her father. Who knows what that guy was thinking while he was butchering her and she was wincing and crying out in pain.
by Washingpumpkins March 10, 2016
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Tattoo

The art of having ink permenantly put in your third layer of skin. It is a very ancient art, and most modern day people either: 1) Believe it is a stupid act of idiocy, drunkeness, lust, rebellion, or a form of trying to attract/impress others. 2) Believe it is cool, the "hip" thing to do, or a great idea to do without putting any true consideration into it. Any person who is willing to get a tattoo should have a real reason to get it, wether that be self expression, a reminder of something, or a symbol of something(or somebody) you truly care about. Those who feel it is an idiotic/evil thing to do should grow up and start thinking outside the box.
1.
Sensible Newly Inked Person: I got a new tattoo, it's my grandfathers name. He taught me so much, and I want to show everybody that he is always with me.

2.
Retarded Wannabe Rebelious Teenager: Check out this Japanese character I got tattooed on my shoulder! Now all the chicks will think I'm cool, and all the jocks/preps/rednecks will quit making fun of me!
by KenshinK January 15, 2006
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Tattoo

A mark on a person that generally condems them to a life of crime, the more tattoos one has the higher the chance of a life filled with jails and institutions.
Ericas Dad: Erica just got like 20 tattoos all over her body

Ericas Mom: Well fuck we just pissed away 50k on her college. I wish she would have told me that so I could have prepped her for a life of crime.
by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014
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