Taproot

Metal band that rocks with great songs such as "Mirror's Reflection," "Poem," "Dreams," "Hate Myself," and "Mine."

That metal band was so awesome...felt like I was at a Taproot show.

by MetalMistress December 10, 2003

Taboozaning

Get very drunk and then going to tobogganing. Usually results in injury.

"Dude, it snowed last night! Want to go taboozaning later?"

by babyygirlltwothree March 6, 2010

Funky Tardo

almost incoherent mumblings from far East telemarketers and tech. support personnel as they reach your voicemail and decide to hang up rather than leave a message. May also be a form of a localized, derogatory term for "the guy didn't answer his phone, I got his machine"

Most always captured on your voicemail, from an unknown number.

When I played my voicemails I heard "...funky tardo, funky tardo, <click>"

by P@ssw0rd January 27, 2011

tarholes

a UNC-Chapel Hill fan that is a giant a$$hole, or an a$$hole that is a giant UNC-Chapel Hill fan. Same difference really

Great, now we have to put up with all the Tarholes since they beat Illinois on Monday

by Alex Summers April 6, 2005

Tanooki

One of the many suits mario can grab

Mario can turn into a tanooki

by TheNuke January 29, 2003

taboo

Something that is generally not talked about.
A topic that makes people unforfortable like death, cancer, AIDS, child prostitution, inner family rape...

Breaking a taboo: "Wow Mr. White, I have such a bad rash on my balls!"

breaking another taboo:"Did you ever wonder what it feels like to fuck your grandma when she is dead?"

by DaMulder May 4, 2004

Tardover

A politically correct way a telling someone they are of sub average intelligence without insulting the less gifted.

Noun: that dood is a tardover
Reflexive: that guy is so drunk he tarded himself over

by floridachuck December 19, 2010