Tarkoved

To die swiftly and unexpectedly, typically in a game, by something you would have zero chance of seeing coming.

The phrase was named after and coined in the game “Escape from Tarkov”, which is really well renown for it’s incredibly frustrating and unforgiving difficulty.

I can’t make it through a single raid without getting Tarkoved. Head-Eyes everywhere!

by TicAss December 20, 2021

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tarkov faggot

Someone who like a 14 inch wide by 12 inch deep dildo up their anus at all times and gets 0 partners despite being bisexual

Alberto is such a tarkov faggot

by albertoedlt May 30, 2024

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Tarkov player

A person with no friends who has sunk 1,000s of hours into the videogame Escape from Tarkov knowing damn well they hate every second of it.

Person 1: Bro I haven't heard from koi in weeks

Person 2: Yeah He's probably playing Tarkov

Person 1: What a Tarkov player

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Tarkoving

Tarkoving is a sexual position that involves 2 of the same sex. One person spreads his glutes while the other person proceeds to stick their entire hand into their anus. This is usually done without warning and is a surprise to the one getting tarkoved.

Person 1: "Yo me and my homie we're tarkoving last night"
Person 2: "Did you guys make it out?"
Person 1: "Nah I blacked out his legs"

by pookie bear usec January 14, 2024

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Tarkov

To raw dog a pill or supplement without any water. Referencing the video game “Escape from Tarkov” where your character will ingest painkillers and other pills by throwing them into the back of your throat and gulp it down, no water.

1. Ah whatever, I’ll just tarkov this iron tablet!

2. Ew, are you seriously considering tarkoving that?

3. You’ll choke on that pill if you have some water, unless you feel like you can tarkov it.

by RadiatedGopnik February 21, 2025

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