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Free-tarding

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The act of a person with special needs participating in leisure activities while feeling an immense amount of joy for life and the moment they are in. ie: dancing like no one is watching at a Christmas party.
Look at Kenny tearing up the dance floor, He's free-tarding hard, he thinks hes amazing.

Look at Sam out there surfing with that big smile, he's really free-tarding on that wave.
by Furious_G November 24, 2018
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The act of cruising around town parking in handicap spots with one's tard card, for the sole purpose of irritating those who must park blocks away.
Ex: Dude, let's go tardin' downtown this weekend and piss off all the tourists.

Ex: 89 year-old male seeking 70+ young thing with tard card for weekend tarding in front of night clubs on south beach.
by LadyGeezer May 2, 2011
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[ Tarding Out ]

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When someone, an animal, or an appliance or a machine spontaneously begins to act retarded.
I.E (in the case of a person) they randomly begin to flail around, babble,speak in jiberish, grunt or scream alot, or act retarded in some other manner.
I.E (machine/appliance) when one of the two just stops working for no apparent reason and becomes difficult and fristrating to opperate
Suddenly shellshock caused Private Smith to start Tarding Out . He kept screaming and kept hitting himself over his head with his trenching spade. Then he ran out of the trench still screaming and hitting himself and got shot. What a retard.
by GameAce99 January 2, 2008
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Tardio

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When a combat sports athlete can take numerous punches and continue fighting. A normal person would have fallen, yet because this individual's brain is so small, there is almost nothing to knock out.
This dude just keeps coming forward!
I know! His tardio is off the charts.
by Xerplex April 17, 2022
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Small amount of poo that sticks to the toilet seat and dries because it was not cleaned after a hot nasty slam.
My stupid roommate from Virgina left another turdino in the restroom again
by TrimDrip April 18, 2010
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Tardio

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1. A person who is childish and stupid at the same time. 3. a young tard 4. someone who appears retarded and acts immature
See Kyle just pull his dick out at those women? Yeah, what a f'n tardio
by Anonymous March 7, 2003
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Tardnosaurus

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A fat, charging tard, much like the juggernaut, but in this case a tard juggernaut.
The mighty tardnosaurus slammed into the tardwrangler with the combined tackling power of Ray Lewis and Lawrence Taylor.
by Walugi January 19, 2013
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