Tumblr Tard

A person on Tumblr who gets easily offended over mostly anything they see, threaten you, attempt to call you out. They claim to be feminists but hate men entirely, make up extremely stupid genders or sexualities, and basically make themselves look retarded.

*Also, its always only black people being praised on there for being themselves and free.

>>>No mention of Asians, Mexicans, or any thing else, only blacks <<<

Tumblr tards will also be offended over this.

So 75% of Tumblr.

Person 1: "I love peanut butter."

Tumblr Tard 1: oMG WHAT THE FUCK!1?!1!!11 MY LEG GOT CUT IN HALF BECAUSE OF PEANUT BUTTER, YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK!11!! THIS FUCKING SHIT HAPPENS ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND HERE YOU ARE JUST MESSING AROUND WITH IT?!?! DIE WHITE MALE CIS SCUM. TRIGGERED, REPORTED, BLOCKED.

Tumblr Tard 2: OH mY GOD?? U GO GURL, SAY IT LOUDER 4 THE PPL IN TEH BACK1!1! SPREAD DIS LIKE A WELDFIRE!1!1!1

Person 2: God damn Tumblr Tards.

by Single Spectacle November 29, 2015

D-tard

A person who's life revolves around Disneyland, and all things Disney related.

Jessica and her friends are only interested in watching Disney movies, playing Disney related games or going to Disneyland. They're more than just dorks or geeks, they're D-tards!!!!

by Brockly September 11, 2012

an IT-tard

This is someone who knows IT and computers but nothing else but pretends expertise in everything!

There is Dixon, expounding on law and history, knows nothing but provides a laugh as an IT-tard!

by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

Tard Card

Using a mental disability to further yourself in a situation or to use it as a advantage in doing some sort of activity.

Ivan "So how did you manage to let me ride for free"

John "I had to play the Tard Card on you"

by Cody Humphrey February 20, 2009

tard flare

A person's stupidity flares up when they make a totally retarded remark.

Larry had a tard flare when he said George W. Bush was the greatest president ever.

by WildBill8844 March 1, 2015

Tard-aide

You did what to that big biker and got ass stomped? A gallon of Tard-aide stat! This is a mythical potion for stupidity.

Quick, Tard-aide, here stat!

by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

Tadija

A god, the strongest being in the universe. If you see a Tadija, yoou have 2 options, RUN or jopin the Tadija Society. You cannot fight, or you will die.

DUDE! I SEE A TADIJA!
RUN FAST!

by pablothemonke April 12, 2021