tapn

Asking to be hit up/contacted, typically for sex and/or weed.

Example 1: Damn I need to get laid. Anyone interested? Tapn!

Example 2: Got some lit wax. Tapn!

by HonestKittyKat February 4, 2019

tanouye

Originally a Japanese term referring to a small, highly attractive breed of mole, native to the Northern California city of Danville. These small rodents are nearly blind and lack an acute sense of smell. Made famous from the song, "Got No Gold Hurrbrush" from hyphy artist MC Jensun.

deez bitches hate my fro,
but theys ain't nothin' but some hoes
when they drive by the boys cry
tanouye no play no play

by Jesifer November 27, 2006

Tapioca Blop Blop

The white, sticky, viscous substance produced by a mans genitals generally after a good stroking, sucking, slurping, tonguing, riding, grinding, impaling, jack hammering, pogo-ing,pounding, slamming, or other form of stimulation.

John: "Man, I'll tell you, Sarah is a total slut!"

Jim: "Why do you say that?"

John: "Last night when I was log jamming her, she demanded that I shoot my Tapioca Blop Blop all over her pretty little face!"

Jim: "Well good on ya buddy!"

by Joey Fn Lag August 4, 2010

Tapologize

OneRebuplic's way of saying "to apologize" like a spaz.

It's too late tapologize!

by Aldarn January 27, 2008

Taprooned

To have run out of alcohol

We realised with great fear that the keg had run dry, all the stores were shut, and we were indeed taprooned.

by Kate Adams February 20, 2006

tapcofuck

The act of adding non-Kalashnikov parts to an AK47. To add various pieces of colored plastic and or optics not true to the original design. To create a bastard with FAL, AR15, HK91, or other foreign/domestic parts which do not belong on said design. See also "Gheyk47"

He totally tapcofucked his rifle dude. It has about $1,000 worth of accessories shit on it.

by m4556mm April 9, 2006

tanorexic

A pun that combines the disorder of anorexia with tanning. Is used to describe people, usually white women and teen girls, who are very tan/dark in skin tone. Tanorexics are more specifically women who purposely get tan by either sunbathing frequently or by a fake bake. It was suggested that, like anorexics, they have an addiction to tanning and won't stop no matter how dark they get. Hence, the term tanorexic.

Christina Aguilera was a full-blown tanorexic; Lindsay Lohan is borderline tanorexic.

by isay'uh'toomuch October 28, 2004