Unicorn Taming

A unicorn is a wild, beautiful yet rare creature only found on open planes that are near forests. Long sought after as pets, and hunted for their unicorn blood, they have neared extinction. However, it has been discovered that the only person who can actually tame a unicorn is a young female virgin. It is unknown why this is possible, but experts speculate that it could be that unicorns rape their potential masters with their horn before allowing themselves to be tamed. There have been few reported cases in which taming has been successful and all of which refuse to discuss what happened. Some day we will be able to discover the great secret but until than, it is unadvisble to go out searching for a unicorn to tame because they are just as likely to kill you as give you a chance to tame them. Not that its not fun to have a nine inch horn rammed up your vagina...

k- Did you know only female virgins can tame a unicorn?
c- Yes, and its also illegal to kill them now...
k- If you help me catch one ill tame it for us!!
c- I'm not a virgin or a girl...
k- I am!!! I cant wait to try unicorn taming.. =
c- Okay where should we start?

by KentuckyChick =] December 17, 2010

Tamanna

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by #only the truth October 29, 2018

tazangels_

The Taz Angels (@tazangels_ on instagram) are escorts, expensive prostitutes or whatever you call it. They live in DC in a big ass house called ''The house of angels'' where they turn up, drink and twerk everyday. They all have incredible bodies but most of them are butterfaced. Their hair and makeup are always on point. They also have their own clothing line called Caviar Blaque (BBLU = Bad bitches Link Up). They kinda make prostitution look good.Most people who follow them on instagram are thirsty dudes, teenage girls or cheap escorts.

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by fvshionkillvv January 19, 2014

Tamana

That's me

Tamana, that's my name.

by Tamana, that's my name. February 6, 2019

tamani

Best friend in the world usually very nice and sweet with lots of energy. They love to spend time with family an friends as well.

I love tamani shes my best friend in the world

by marshmellow purple August 9, 2012

Tamanna

the most sweetest,cutest, beautiful, my Soulmate and bestie Tamanna.

So glad to have her. All must have a girl like Tamanna in her life. As y'all can understand how prescious she is
Ily Tamanna<3
- from Tasmiah

Omg look our best girl Tamanna is coming

by swaggybangtxn January 5, 2022

tamagotchi

Also known as a 'virtual pet', the Tamagochi simulates a virtual creature which can be nurtured like a real animal.

by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002