talan torriero

lame. Origiates from "Laguna Beach: the Real OC" on MTV.
Cares only about his car (named "Egleclaw") and all his stupid Diesel.
Claims to have hooked up with every girl at LBHS (...twice).
Dropped out of high school over Winter break, now lives in an apartment in LA next to Frankie Munoz. Claims to be "working on his album".

Steve pulled a Talan Torriero and crashed his Yukon. Weak.

by President of the Never Hooked Up with Talan Club March 14, 2005

Talan Reid

Talan Reid is one of the hottest man you will ever meet . Talan Reid is the kind of guy that will bash the absolute shit out of you if Ur a dickhead to him. Talan Reid usually has the best taste in music. Talan Reid normally has blue eyes and dark hair . Overall he is really nice.

Person 1: Hey Talan Reid ur a prick
Talan Reid: coming from u haha
Talan Reid: *punches the shit out of person 1*

by Uwillneverknowbish April 23, 2022

Talan Pavao

A possibly-gay man who loves fisting me and my brother together. He’s so fucking hot

Nolan M: Talan Pavao is such a hottie
Nolan L.: I know
Parker M.: That bitch is sexy
Me: I know

by Talannnn November 22, 2021

Talan Pitts

Talan Pitts is such a strong handsome man who Carried 100 women on his large penis. If you meet a boy or mad named talan you should kiss him on his lips because they taste like strawberries. Talan Pitts penis is so large he created the Grand Canyon. He tried to stick his penis through it and he made cracks all on the canyon. Talan Pitts likes girls with the name Allie. So if your name is allie you have a %99 chance of dating talan.

You are such a Talan Pitts with you very large Penis.

by 1561 March 19, 2017

talan and grace

Talan and Grace are soulmates. And Grace occasionally gives Talan her WAP.

OMG ISABEYA GRACE JUST GAVE TALAN HER WAP! I totally ship talan and grace!

by talanandgracesharegracesWAP September 29, 2020

Talan

The master of squeaking , and can’t speak normal English, he squeaks to talk . He is the mortal enemy of Mike

Talan! *squeak squeak *

by Biggest tips fan August 5, 2025

Talan

A cracker (white nigga) that speaks his own language sometimes but over all is kinda chill. Careful, he can be easily aggravated and shatter your fucking ribcage. Each encounter has a 1/300 of an attack occurring, so the chances are slim but never none. Talan may also be part dolphin but no lab samples have ever came back positive. Side effects of prolonged talan exposure include but are not limited to, increased racism, loss of brain cells, increase in homosexual tendencies, and decrease in will to live.

Talan: Fuck niggers

Person 1: bro what

Person 2: careful bro it's a talan

by Ur_favorite_7"_shlong July 9, 2025