Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

take grandma to applebee's

Rarely used slang term meaning "to have sex".

Amy and I are gonna go take grandma to Applebee's.

by CanisMinor October 3, 2017

I only take big dubbs, and not big L's

It is something said by Tord from Norway and its really epic. It means he only wins and never loses.

Person1: You are bad
Person2: "kills him"
Person2: I only take big dubbs, and not big L's

by bigsex56 September 2, 2020

Take her to Denny's

The act of revealing your affection, or love, to a guy/girl you admire.

So, did you take her to Denny's last night?

Yeah, but she said we were just friends.

by JojotheMofo September 28, 2014

Take You to Arby's

Take You to Arby's (verb) - A request from a female to have cunninlingus performed on her, as the terminology relates to the bun being a euphemism for the outer labia, whereas the roast beef is synonymous with the inner labia.

Take You to Arby's: (verb) - "I know you be hungry so Imma take you Take You to Arby's!" - Take You to Arby's...Arby's, girl!

by LG Himself January 27, 2022

Rapper's Delight only took one take.

Sugar Hill Gang only took one attempt to rap an entire 15 minute song called Rapper's Delight.

Dan: Hey Sam, Did you know the song Rapper's Delight only took one take, for one track?
Sam: ......One take. Only one take. Rapper's Delight only took one take.. one... just one.

by Pimpdaddy88 December 3, 2018

it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke

z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016