Taft

1. Very large in size, girth, etc. 2. So-so; mediocre. 3. Awesome, bodacious, totally cool.

1. Woah, did you see that whale? That was like, Taft big!
2. That test was good, but not too good, it was Taft good.
3. That rollercoaster was totally Taft!

by CJU August 3, 2007

TAFT

TAFT means Tellum Any Fucking thing and is generally attributed to sales. A car salesman will boast over drinks with cohorts : 'i use the TAFT program to move inventory. Tellum any ficking thing ' which means they will let the customer believe whatever he or she
Needs to.

I e alerted my associates that you can qualify to the TAFT VIP treatment, Mr. Jack

by Roughbeast September 6, 2018

taft

to be on the bad end of a deal
to have unfortunate circumstances excised on you

Katie got tafted when Scott tea-bagged as he slept in the fort.

by Sucks December 7, 2006

TAFT

This Ain't Fuckin' Texas

For Texans, there are two states in the U.S.A. Texas, and TAFT. This ain't fuckin' Texas

by Chisolm Trail December 17, 2017

Taft

Slang for trash, typically used by educated people

That school's soccer team is Taft. They haven't won a game since 1969

by Bennybo145 November 5, 2018

Taft

When you fart and a little bit of shit comes out. Usually used when trying to be a bit more discreet.

"I need you to bring me a change of pants. It was a taft."

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Taft

When Barney does some taft shit.

"Barney, you fucking taft"

by Squander December 29, 2021