Tafting

The act of slapping your lips together when eating.

Quit tafting your lips on that drumstick, I can't hear the television!

by Stinky Willard August 12, 2021

TAFT

Plaza that is the official hagout ot the GHTPs

Let's go to taft and tear it up!

by Prandeh January 21, 2004

Taft

A New England prep school in Watertown, CT. Considered among many who also apply to competitive schools such as Deerfield, Hotchkiss, Choate, St. Pauls, Andover, and Exeter to be second-tier or a "safety school." An extremely one-sided rivalry exists between Taft and Hotchkiss. Hotchkiss students don't think much about Tafties while Tafties hate Hotchkiss, largely due to the fact that 82% of the student body was rejected from Hotchkiss.

Joey insisted that even while he had been rejected from Hotchkiss, Taft was his first choice all along.

Being the clever, intelligent, and respectful students they are, Tafties typically vandalize statues on the Hotchkiss campus or hijack admissions tours for an annual prank.

by Joe1827 June 10, 2008

Taft

Verb, one who is given an unfavorable promotion.

Uri: Did you get that promotion to marketing you were banking on?
Golgi: No, I totally got tafted. They sent me to R and D instead.

by Holy Moses Roller Brigade March 14, 2008

TAFT

time For A Tug

Guy 1: hey hows it goin?
Guy 2: TAFT!

by total slawter January 6, 2010

Taft

1. Very large in size, girth, etc. 2. So-so; mediocre. 3. Awesome, bodacious, totally cool.

1. Woah, did you see that whale? That was like, Taft big!
2. That test was good, but not too good, it was Taft good.
3. That rollercoaster was totally Taft!

by CJU August 3, 2007

TAFT

TAFT means Tellum Any Fucking thing and is generally attributed to sales. A car salesman will boast over drinks with cohorts : 'i use the TAFT program to move inventory. Tellum any ficking thing ' which means they will let the customer believe whatever he or she
Needs to.

I e alerted my associates that you can qualify to the TAFT VIP treatment, Mr. Jack

by Roughbeast September 6, 2018