swad plan

Awsome

Swad plan... awesome

by funy haha hehe September 18, 2020

Jarrad swadel

often described as an unstoppable force with mass penetration. highest penetrative kill rank throughout the globe. child of shaggy and Grinch and the father of Thanos. This force is portrayed as a human figure in the real world. the figure is similar to a Jewish individual.

bullies: *picks on kid*
kid:* swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadeeeeeel*
Jarrad Swadel:* comes out of the ground*
Jarrad Swadel:* eyes turn white*
bullies: * drop to the floor with no genitals*

by wuefguywgfugw March 13, 2019

swad nod

To be greeted in the usual way by an inhabitant of the stinky shithole south Derbyshire Town of Swadlincote - Headbutted.
Similar to Glasgow Kiss, but less Scottish/Ginger.

'If he looks at me one more time like that, I'm gonna stick a Swad nod on him'

by Dlcfc April 15, 2008

swaddled

To stagger around in an intoxicated state.

I got mighty swaddled this weekend.

by sarahfvbslvb July 28, 2008

swada

To secretly hoard one's wares from other peoples otherwise entitled to said wares.

"You have how much porn? Why didn't you tell me about any of it? Swada."

"That's because Timothy keeps all the good stuff in his swada."

"SWADA! YOU FUCK! SWADA! HIDING ALL YOUR SHIT!"

by Jake Chinwamo March 9, 2005

Swadling

A couple sleeping while ' cuddling' with the man's penis in the woman's vagina

My boyfriend and I slept all last night swadling.

by KeyboardCara September 13, 2011

sysadmin

A person with much more power than you and who is bitter enough to use it in ways that please him/her.

So, you say this is a pretty important file? *delete*

by JiaXue October 31, 2003