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sylvester moon

1) The creepy man who is the personification of the molester moon emoji🌚
2) A nickname referring to someone who's driving with their car trunk open🌚
1) Dude, I saw a creepy ass shadow yesterday. I swear it was Sylvester Moon🌚
2) What the fuck, that guys' trunk is open! What a Sylvester Moon.🌚
by 🌚Sylvester Moon🌚 February 21, 2017
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Sylvester shardster

lalamogus sharddy man mongulous
hahaha amogus fard bongalosis Sylvester shardster
by theposteramoster February 9, 2022
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Sylvester slide whistle

A term used for going to the bathroom
I need to go and take a Sylvester slide whistle."
by Mr Kidding March 8, 2024
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Sue Sylvester

1. A character from the television show Glee; a particularly evil cheerleading coach whose single goal in life is to destroy the glee club.

2. The subject of a series of Chuck Norris-esque jokes.
Sue Sylvester doesn't have a "ctrl" button on her computer, Sue Sylvester is always in control. OR There is no such thing as natural selection, only things Sue Sylvester allows to live.
by Gleeful Jay October 18, 2009
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Sue Sylvester

Sue Sylvester is the coach of the cheerleading team at Mckinley High School and hates the Glee club because she thinks they are taking the funding away from her Cheerios. She especially does not like one Mr. Will Scuester, the Glee teacher and is always making fun of his hair, claiming whoever does his hair at whatever salon he spends all day at must hate him.
When considering what to get Sue for Christmas since he had drawn her name for Secret Santa, Will listed:
1.A Dog Robot
2.A Soul

By the way, EVERYONE got Sue Sylvester as their person for Secret Santa that year. She rigged it that way.
by MVgreen December 28, 2010
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jordan sylvester

in it's simplest form.... a beast.

A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.

A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.

A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.

I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?

Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.

Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.

Woman B: Wow I think that was Jordan sylvester. Your such a bitch.
by prooooo June 12, 2013
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