swider

Pronunciation: su wai der
Function:noun
1 : a person who reserves space (as on an airplane) but neither uses nor cancels the reservation
2 : a person who buys a ticket (as to a sporting event) but does not attend; broadly : a person who is expected but who does not show up
3 : failure to show up
Function:verb
1 : to fail to show up

Dave said he was coming to the dinner but he swidered again.

by Burnszilla February 9, 2007

swikar

A Swikar is a man who thinks he gets all the ladies satched

Swikars lines “hey lady are you satched”
“I think she was satched!”

by justforswikar February 22, 2021

ICE spiker

Industrial-strength glue marketed as hair gel. Thick, white, and smells like Elmers. Known to have gravity-defying effects when used in massive quantities.

"ICE spiker, laughing at the laws of physics since day one."

by S_a_M February 4, 2005

Swikruti

Swikruti is someone who is cute as a bug and very beautiful. She can be sassy and do the most amazing eye rolls.

She loves jazz and all things classy.

But when you hug her, all your worries vanish and it is the most extraordinary feeling you can have. You don't know what you are missing from life until you meet her.

Hey girl.. Why so much attitude.. You ain't no Swikruti
Or
If you want to be happy in life, get yourself a Swikruti

by Bugs_Swi January 8, 2022

Floor Swiper

An act of 4-5 individuals of the male gender finding a "diiirty" spot on the dance floor and quickly bending down simultaneously to swipe it while swinging and thrusting their goodunkongs in the air and maintaining the happiest smile they've evver had.

Swiper #1:"Hey dooooode do you see that dirty

spot on the flooor over thereee?!!"

Swiper #2: "I see itttt"

Floor Swiper Action: Lots and lots of swinging and thrusting their goodunkongs in the air and maintaining the happiest smile ever.

by Swiper#1 December 22, 2009

Page Swiper

A good book that you're reading on your e-reader. Would be a "page turner" if a print book.

Finally reading Moby Dick after all these years on my Kindle, it's a real page swiper.

by JWH88 February 16, 2012

da swiper

cute brunette that has been accused of having great "you know what im talkin bouts" because she stole them from her friends who are now flat chested. known for taking care of goobers as is often coupled with one.

da swiper better take care of her goober that ran into too many trees on a snowboard.

by senor goobtastic January 10, 2011