Swining

Complaining about the swine flu

Dude1:Hey dude did you hear about the swine flu?
Dude2: Yeah everyone is swining about it.

by dmgsnowy April 30, 2009

Taylor Swiftin

1. The act of publicly humiliating a guy after he breaks up with you making him ashamed to go out in public

1. OMG I canot belive he dumped you in a 24 second phone call you need to do some serious Taylor Swiftin

by Alanan February 19, 2010

Switing

When you type 1 thing and your phone comes up with something else, or so you tell the person you are messaging!
Usually someone who can't spell or is dyslexic or just plain stupid.

Plastic : He tried switing me?
Loopy : He did what?
Plastic : He tried to freeze me?
Loopy : What? Are you pissed or just fucking stupid?
Loopy : Has Wonk got your phone? LMFAO, LOL, PSML.

by Jayce P March 25, 2013

Taylor Swifting

Verb:
The act of scooting your ass on the floor like a dog. This can sometimes be concurrently preformed while quoting the phrase "Oh Long Johnson, OH LONG JOHNSON!".

Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing?

Guy 2: He's Faith Hilling, thats so 2000 late.

Guy 1: Right!? Its all about Taylor Swifting now. What a loser.

Guy 2: Hey, you want to go smoke some pot?

Guy 1: Way ahead of you buddy!

by MiamiMan August 26, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of sitting down and rubbing your bare ass across the floor.

Steve: Hey, Jim, did you know that planking is now replaced by Taylor Swifting?

Jim: Yeah! I heard that a bunch of drunk kids were scooting their bare asses all over the place!

by mr.timmah December 13, 2012

Scifing

to scife; be an out of line female; to ditch a planned setup; to annoy a male; to think you can order someone to do something; be totally and utterly out of line.

__ex. 1

bro 1: Damn bruh, this breezy is dodgin' me now. Shes forsure scifing us.

bro 2: Scife'n hoe!

__ex. 2

bro 1: Wow, this broad is blowin me up.. even after she tried to get me to come over. In the daytime!

bro 2: Shit mane, you definitely got a scifer on your hands.

__ex.3

bro 1: This girl thinks a house date with her friends is acceptable.. even before she let me clapskie.

bro 2: Tell that girl to get her scife'n ass outta here!

__ex.4

Scifer no Scifing!!!!

by Rusty T. B. Shackleford September 19, 2010

swiming

Swiming, /schwī'mɪ̈ng/,(goblin): a ritual water sport engaged in by the goblin race approximately 30,000 years ago during the Mattonian age. Every winter, participants were pitted against one another in a contest of bravery. archaeologists can only speculate from ancient translations of stone tablets that the maturity rite began with an affirmation of fertility, known as the "clasping of hands". after the clasping of hands the goblins seek out a wet dark environment, like an aquatic cave, under a bridge or waterfall. the rest of the ritual is shrouded in esoteric knowledge and secrecy. it appears a main element of the mythology centered around grunt beetle larvae. grunt beetles lie hibernating in logs during the winter, and so their aphrodisiac secretions remain acutely potent in their glands. unfortunately not much is known about the actual competition except that it appears the grunt beetle larvae were massaged into the gonads of one's rival. it's unclear how victory was declared and defeat was recognized, but everyone leaves the cave a winner

After the last time we went swiming, we all agreed to never mention it again

by Dr. Theocratus Humboldton January 23, 2013