Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas

An untraditional Christmas song written by Crow T. Robot of the television show "Mystery Science Theater 3000" in 1991. The biggest of geeks sing this song annually.

Joel: "You wrote a Christmas song?"
Crow: "Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition!"
Tom: "Wait a minute, Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?"
Crow: "Yeah, yeah, based on my favorite movie, Roadhouse."

by TKFTGuillotine June 26, 2017

Swayze

used the same way as the slang 'bounce.' to leave. comes from the movie Ghost starring Patrick Swayze.

Notorious BIG, "big booty hoes"- you must be crazy, squirt in your face and then I'm swayze

by swiizzzy July 6, 2008

Swayze Dukes

Daisy Dukes worn by a man. Named after the late Patrick Swayze, the only man who could have worn short shorts and still seem remotely straight.

Steve is wearing his shortest Swayze Dukes to the pride parade.

by sweatergirl June 21, 2010

swayze

ghost, outta here, gone.

Awwwww nooooo...I know that's not a dude giving head...sick...this party literally "blows"...I'm swayze.

by Nick D April 1, 2003

Swayzedog

Simply a cigarette, named after the famous actor who sucked down several packs during the filming of the oscarworthy film, "Roadhouse", a provocative action movie that takes place in the midwest,about a bouncer that helps to clean up a nightclub called "The Double Deuce" in Joplin, Missouri.

Dude, I'm cravin' some serious nicotine, hand me a Swayzedog.

by Le Dude April 18, 2009

swayzie

a fit bird. coined by the indie scene in reading, tafffffy.

if she is amaaaazing, she is an ultimate swayzie

'oi, kyle, patrick, check out that swayzie!'

'jack, wellsy, that piece is an ultimate swayzie'

by Christopherrr May 11, 2007

Patrick Swayzed

To continue to smoke and drink through cancer treatment and act like nothing is wrong with you.

Didn't you quit smoking when you were going through chemo?
Honey, I Patrick Swayzed my way through that shit.

by Downtown ECorp September 3, 2009