Swayback Heifer

A sad, old, crotchety cow. Good for Karens and tired old queens.

Karen, get your racist ass out of here, you swayback heifer.

by Gingerbear77 December 28, 2022

swayback

Convex curvature of the spine, making the ass stick out in a feminine way, thus creating a potbelly in the front.

Balding Curt Moyer of Susquehanna University has one hell of a swayback.

by Melons October 25, 2005

staydate

To stay at home and refrain from going out for a typical date. Partaking in the typical events that a couple may do on a date, where the location of these events is at home, rather than going out. See: staycation. Popular with couples with kids without a babysitter.

Instead of going out to eat at a restaurant followed by a trip to the movies, my wife and I had a staydate last night. My husband made a great dinner at home and I found a movie on Netflix instant to watch. Staydates are the best, and so economical.

by mcullen July 13, 2011

Swagdaggle

The act of stealing another's swag.

guy 1: "dude, mike just used my line"
guy 2: "why does he have to swagdaggle everyone?"

by jacksonvillebigfoot November 29, 2011

swagdad

A middle aged father in the middle east with a nice shirt.

" swagdad is dressed inappropriately for this bar mitzvah "

by funk papa March 18, 2014

Swanda

An endearing term, almost like bitch, but more condescending. Like sweetie. You can also refer to a Swanda as a Francesca.

“Hey swanda,”
“Hey francesca”
“Omg that girl is such a swanda”
“I bet his mom acts like a swanda”

by bitchacha July 9, 2019

Swaybaby

The desire to anal fuck anyone in the vicinity of 10 miles. The urge is irresistible and cannot be stopped though this event occurs only on the 3rd of every month.

Run away run away he’s on swaybaby mode please run

by spunkking May 22, 2021