staydate

To stay at home and refrain from going out for a typical date. Partaking in the typical events that a couple may do on a date, where the location of these events is at home, rather than going out. See: staycation. Popular with couples with kids without a babysitter.

Instead of going out to eat at a restaurant followed by a trip to the movies, my wife and I had a staydate last night. My husband made a great dinner at home and I found a movie on Netflix instant to watch. Staydates are the best, and so economical.

staydate by mcullen July 13, 2011

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slaydate

A coordinated time and place where two people plan to slay each other. A "slaydate" typically takes place in the back seat of a vehicle in an desolate area.

Tony wants to meet us at the bar, but he's got a slaydate set up with that hot waitress with big hammers. I think he's meeting her behind that old folks home!

slaydate by mister delicious January 1, 2008

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staydate • slaydate • stardate • Stayhatetion

stardate

- universal dating scheme used in the popular Star Trek series'

Captains Log, Stardate 47410.2

stardate by Doctor Livingstone May 17, 2005

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Stayhatetion

People who envy others relentlessly and always find a way to say something negative

Those broads always on stayhatetion ..they have nothing better to do but gossip about people all day.

Stayhatetion by Cybrcynt August 6, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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