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Swanter

Pronounced Swant-er
Verb- To Swant

Defn Swaying Banter. The Banter that you give to others(and yourself) when you are game-over drunk. You may often find yourself uncontrollably swaying back and forth you've consumed so much alcoholic beverage.

A sure-fire way to attaining Swanter is via a lethal concoction known as Hulk originating historically from Northern England in the 21st century. Vodka, Wkd, and relentless energy drink with a ratio of 1:2:2 and served in a household bucket (preferably clean-ish)

Warning side effects of Hulk may include: Life-ruining consequences, self-Swanter, Nights in the A&E, Scarring,Terrier Tales, Having sex with borderline jailbait, Forgetting to peg your tent down correctly, thinking that you are in fact Irish, running home without telling people where you've gone & many other side-effects.
Please consult your practitioner before consuming.
Man1: Man 2 Where've you been?
Man2: Just been on a ride with a girl who was a 2/10 randomer, cost me £8, must be swaying..
Man 1: Ahh good swanter
by SwantTheLad September 5, 2011
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swanee

1. The name of a river in a song... "...on the swanee river..."

2. Old Southern slang for "swear." (not curse, that's a whole different ball of wax, but promise)
1. "...on the banks of the Swanee river..."

2. I wish I could think of a better example, but, I swanee, I just can't.
by The Ineffable Lala October 20, 2008
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swankenstein

a mixture of several objects that are swank or pertain to swankeness
A pink school bus with a disco ball and leaopard print couches?! Thats a definite swankenstein.
by J. Rizzle Plus Taxxx December 29, 2004
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Swanned

To be attacked, injured, or otherwise fucked up by a deceptively docile-looking yet very aggressive animal.
My ex wife swanned my bank account.
by I_Browse_Reddit June 29, 2017
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sansexual

"Dude, why are you so obsessed with that Sans guy?"
" I don't know dude, I might be sansexual."
by GoGoSpaghettiO's May 28, 2016
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Ron Swanson

An absolute alpha, along with Chuck Norris, and Bob Ross.
You wanna know what an alpha is? Look over there, its Ron Swanson.
by if ya slurp, ya get tha herp February 24, 2020
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Swanson

A delectible treat made from a succulent turkey leg wrapped in bacon.
"Is that bacon on your turkey leg?"..."Yeah, they call it a Swanson."
by Tammy Swanson May 21, 2010
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