When you are horny and about to engage in a very sinful and degenerate sexual act so you just have a fap to avoid even worse sins.
After a week of nofap, I was so horny again, I was seriously considering going to Chuck's animal and tranny whorehouse again and let his gorillas run a train on me while assfucking a tranny, so I had to save my soul with a short Salvation Fap.
by le alvin July 30, 2022
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A great place to find rather interesting...albeit used...books, CD's, cassette tapes, record albums, 8-track tapes, DVD's, 12" laser discs, VHS video tapes, BETAMAX video tapes, and obsolete electronic equipment.
A lousy place for finding clothes, furniture, or anything else that might be useful for day-to-day living.
A lousy place for finding clothes, furniture, or anything else that might be useful for day-to-day living.
"The Salvation Army thrift store is having another book sale, four for a dollar. Unfortunatley, they're also having a used underwear sale too...."
by Carl J. Maltese October 13, 2007
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Get the skillatio mug.Before reaching the point of 'swag' some bitch niggers experience premature swagulation. Meaning they have not yet acheived any swag.. These people believe they have attained some level of swag in their lives.. but they are delusional... and clearly lack any and all forms of swag.
Noun: Premature Swagulator
Synonyms:
Swagless Nigger
Clown
Noun: Premature Swagulator
Synonyms:
Swagless Nigger
Clown
Example 1:
(Man walks by in 1998 K-Swiss sneakers, tall white socks, and a matching purple Hanes sweat outfit.. complements of Walmart.. Go Ravens, and a dollar store bought gold chain)
Man: "Ayyyee babygirl, you look beautiful today.. anyone ever tell you you a blessing?"
Girl turns to friend and says: "I know that man did not just hit on me. Woahder.. Premature Swagulation. Ew"
Example 2:
"Get your 31 year old, 2 baby mama having, 84' honda civic driving, plastic rim spinning, gold chain rusting, front teeth missing ass away from me.. you premature swagulator!"
(Man walks by in 1998 K-Swiss sneakers, tall white socks, and a matching purple Hanes sweat outfit.. complements of Walmart.. Go Ravens, and a dollar store bought gold chain)
Man: "Ayyyee babygirl, you look beautiful today.. anyone ever tell you you a blessing?"
Girl turns to friend and says: "I know that man did not just hit on me. Woahder.. Premature Swagulation. Ew"
Example 2:
"Get your 31 year old, 2 baby mama having, 84' honda civic driving, plastic rim spinning, gold chain rusting, front teeth missing ass away from me.. you premature swagulator!"
by Lolo and Lay October 7, 2011
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Posts range from Furry Fridays to Creating Your Star Wars Band with 15 dollars.
Posts range from Furry Fridays to Creating Your Star Wars Band with 15 dollars.
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Get the cellulites: salvation mug.A destination in which many religions are trying to reach; each religion on its own path. Although seemingly impossible, in concerted effort and belief that we are all truly brothers and sisters, we can at least balance with what is preventing it.
"One World, One Family."
"One World, One Family."
Whichever religion you are in, we are all on different paths but going to the same destination, world salvation.
by lewdev April 14, 2008
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