swiddledick

Morphic Phallic & confused in nature, twisting in a gyrating motion, two hands required, best performed by a woman named Tonya. Spit is extra credit. One must be in Superman pose while performed.

Tim and Tonya went out and came back to a swiddledick night.

by ColinMaxwell81 April 13, 2022

body swaddle

Wrapping someone fully grown as if they were a baby, but doing it with one's body instead of a blanket OR in addition to a blanket.

She was feeling really antsy so he body swaddled her and she calmed down immediately.

by Carm050449 April 25, 2015

Swaddler

A person who likes swallowing balls

You are such a swaddler

by oranges are bannanas too March 16, 2011

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS

The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!

After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.

by weave November 24, 2003

Swaddley Ho

Obese semi-human creature that lived on Ridgeway Rd. in East Tennessee. The Swaddley Ho is a pathological liar who attempts to make himself look cool but only succeeds in making itself look like a complete and total idiot. The Swaddley Ho is known to eat anything that crosses its path, including but not limited to small children and helpless elderly.Last know whereabouts of the Swaddley Ho was next door to the infamous Cap'n Sipher. Can be identified by the bragging of his little league batting average of over 1.000. The Swaddley Ho suffered numerous attacks by the "midnight bombings" of a group of vigilantie young kids who killed grass in his yard spelling "FAT" and filling his air conditioner with human urine.

Oh no, here comes the Swaddley Ho feeding on beef tripe and homosexual black penises.

by Arlo Wizzelteetz President of the Piss Creek Militia, by god December 27, 2004

Swaddle

Verb. The specific swagger of a gay man.

Men who wear cutoff jean shorts swaddle while they surf.

by Twellsing December 1, 2010

Swaddle

A word which you would use to describe a large person who swaggers like a chav but is too large too swagger.
Combines waddle and swagger.

"Oh my god look at that fat bint swaddle!"

by danni.yelly July 26, 2009