by jenniferalvinson March 9, 2008
Get the suckish mug.Guy:"hey... what happend to your eye"
me:"oh... nothing... I just... feel while I was reading..."
guy:".. did sunkist do this to you!?!"
me:"shut up!... He can hear you..."
guy:"daniel...."
me:"Iv... Iv got to go..."
(2 days later)
*phone rings*
me:"hello"
Guy:"daniel... where have you been?"
Me:"home"
Guy:"Is sunkist around?"
Me"yes"
Guy:"are you scared?"
me:"yes"
guy:"Did you beat you?"
me:"yes"
guy:"Are you oka.."
me:"No.. Please! Stop! AHH!"
me:"oh... nothing... I just... feel while I was reading..."
guy:".. did sunkist do this to you!?!"
me:"shut up!... He can hear you..."
guy:"daniel...."
me:"Iv... Iv got to go..."
(2 days later)
*phone rings*
me:"hello"
Guy:"daniel... where have you been?"
Me:"home"
Guy:"Is sunkist around?"
Me"yes"
Guy:"are you scared?"
me:"yes"
guy:"Did you beat you?"
me:"yes"
guy:"Are you oka.."
me:"No.. Please! Stop! AHH!"
by sorrow&fear November 19, 2006
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by Francine Farrar November 24, 2004
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by adam hollander December 16, 2008
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