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Brown Submarine

A feacal deposit left in the toilet bowl following an unsuccessful flush. Due to the density of human excreta these visual obscenities usually reside at periscope depth. Simple post-flush checks by the degenerates that leave them behind would render the Brown Submarine a thing of the past.
Bridge Officer: Captain! Bearing 030 off the starboard bow. Brown Submarine!

Captain: Set Depth Charges to Zero...Fire 1...Fire 2...

Bridge Officer: ....Enemy flushed sir.

Captain: Good work sailor, the Rear Admiral will be pleased.
by BrianTrousers February 16, 2009
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jive sucka

An un-hip loser, closely resembling a square.
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: "It's about time. While you were gone, the Globetrotters held a press conference informing everyone that I was a 'jive sucka.'"

Taken from Futurama.
by DSkills September 17, 2008
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Sucka Nigga

A term sometimes used interchangeably with Sucka MC, used to describe a fake or 'posing' person. Q-Tip of A Tribe Called Quest did an entire song revolving around this term.
"I throw the sucka in the front for the ones that front." -A Tribe Called Quest, "Sucka Nigga"
by The Boston Rag February 27, 2005
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sucka free city

i'm from the sucka free city homie.
by Frsico DOn May 13, 2005
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submacopter

A submarine that can also fly. Holy Shit.
We were losing the battle, but then our submacopter reinforcements flew out of the water and destroyed the enemy.
by jebus0 December 19, 2008
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[sucka] free

That's the shit--sucka free!
by Smartacus August 31, 2004
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submarine races

"Watching the submarine races" is a euphamism for making out (and more) in a car. It's the kind of thing a cop would say to be funny when he knocks on the fogged-up window of your chevy parked in back of the safeway to ask what you're doing there at 1am, as if he doesn't know damn well.
Cop: Hey, what're you kids doing in there? Watching the submarine races?
People in car: Gak! Where are my pants?
by creaternity April 28, 2006
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